Midnight Meme Of The Day!

by Noah

Are you as sick of hypocritical Republican Christonuts as I am? Want to give apoplexy to any that you have the misfortune to be related to whose gibberish-spewing presence you might have to suffer through at some misguided Easter Sunday get together? Why not blaspheme them to death with the Crucify Jesus By Yourself kit? Sure it's all in miniature but until IKEA makes a full-size replica, it'll have to do. After all, lots of Christonuts have their little Noah's Arks with plastic animals. Why not this improbable Caucasian-looking Jesus they can drive a few nails through? Perhaps, by the time you're ready to gift the lucky giftee, Franklin Graham, Pat Robertson, or Trump cabinet Bible study pastor will be telemarketing microwavable Last Suppers you can offer too! Hurry! Time is running out (in more ways than one)!

Roman Centurion, Crown of Thorns, and Spear Of Destiny accessories sold separately.