Monday, April 08, 2019

Midnight Meme Of The Day!


by Noah

Ladies and Gentlemen: The President Of The United States. The Icon Of The 62 Million! The Pride Of The Republican Party! The orange Jabba the Hutt whom the Republicans dance around like the golden calf! The man of Lindsey Graham's dreams!

When Donnie Nutball Trumpenstein dies, the 62 million would love to have his bloated countenance preserved in a jar so they can continue to bow down before it and sing its praises. As for me, I would love for his brain to be given over to an academic study we non-Republicans call science; for its own alien autopsy. It could be beneficial to science to know exactly what went so horribly wrong with this disgusting, evil, despicable- THING. Then, after science is done with him, pack him into a quadruple extra large newly designed Space Force uniform and shoot him into space, setting the controls for the heart of a faraway sun.

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At 4:07 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

If, as I strongly suspect, no brain is found, perhaps another part will suffice.

If you're not interested in watching the full movie, skip to about 1:03:00

At 6:03 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

What did a faraway star do wrong to deserve such a fate?

The thought occurred to me that if each of the 62 million Trump dorks out there were to give him $100, he could legitimately claim that he's a billionaire. Maybe then he'd shut up about how rich he really isn't.


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