Midnight Meme Of The Day!

by Noah

Donald J. Trump is clearly a man who hasn't seen much of the world. Yes, he's been places, but when the mind is shut off and underdeveloped, one doesn't notice much. It doesn't comprehend things.

Trump's underdeveloped mind is not only the kind of mind his supporters can easily relate to, it's also the kind of mind that would have no concept of the size of California and the amount of leaves, bushes, and brush that cover the hills and mountains of the state or anything bigger than one of his stupid golf courses. The recent fires in California have burned over 1.6 Million acres. He claims that Californians could prevent such horrible fires by simply raking the leaves. The man has never raked a lawn let alone a state! Raking 1.6 Million acres would be impossible enough but California as a whole has over 100 Million acres, much of it covered with dry vegetation, crops, and forests, not that an unformed or malformed mind like Trump has can grasp the immensity of either figure or the difference between the two. Trump can't even accurately state how much money he has, how many people attended his inauguration, or how many votes HRC got in 2016.

Can you imagine if Mount St. Helens had erupted on his watch this year as it did in 1980? He would be berating the state government of Washington for not having filled its caldera with poured concrete to plug it up. He would have probably said we should draft a plan to surround our volcanoes with a fireproof wall or encase all of our volcanoes in steel and concrete; Chinese steel of course. Hey, and maybe some fiber glass, too, but only after he had one of his idiot sons purchase a fiber glass factory. He'd be leading his numbskull followers in a "Build that Wall" chant. He'd even claim that he would get Canada to kick in some money since Canada borders Washington.

That's all I'm saying today. It's enough, except I do have a constructive suggestion that employs a lot of elements of what I've had to get off my chest today. My suggestion is this: We should have the following referendum on the California ballot for the next election day:

Voter Referendum #1: A California citizen, chosen by state raffle or lottery, should take a rake, preferably a very large rake, and shove it up Trump's huge cellulite farm of an orange ass. Trump shall then be encased in a concrete block up to his neck and taken to the nearest active volcano after all state licenses and permissions, including transport over state lines if necessary, are obtained. All monies garnered by said raffle or lottery will hence be allotted in equal portions to forest management and restoration of free tuition for students attending the state university system.

The referendum will come to be known as the "What a waste it is to lose one's mind" act.