Midnight Meme Of The Day!

by Noah

President Great White Hope announced on Friday that he had written up his answers to Robert Mueller's questions. He even claimed to have done so all by himself. So, if any contradictions with reality show up later, he owns it all. He can't blame his lawyers or anyone else. He stated that the answers were all his and his alone. Interestingly, he has answered the questions only after installing an Acting Attorney General who could have given him information on what Mueller has on him and his crime family. Knowing that information obviously would make it easier for him to craft his answers, with the help of his no doubt shifty lawyer crew, in such a way as to not perjure himself. That's how corrupt our justice system is. You get the answers to the test ahead of time. Ideally though, whatever Mueller has on Trump & Co. can't be gotten around so easily and we'll see if there are some things Trump has no logical answers for but Mueller does. Of course, it will be a very unlike Washington miracle if all or most of Trump's crimes aren't swept under a big gold rug.

It would never happen but I'd rather see Trump taking a lie detector test on prime time national TV; better yet a Pay Per View that could raise money for a good cause that all republicans would hate. The show could be set up like "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire" or something similar. The "Is that your final answer?" moments would make for wonderful drama. The "Lifeline" calls would be hilarious, as Trump places calls to The Mooch, Kellyanne, Sarah Huckabee Sanders or the ghost of Sam Giancana. Oh hell. Just hook Trump up to a chair that's a giant joy buzzer that has the power of a jackhammer and watch the fun every time he perjures himself or wanders off in one of his patented word salad trajectories. Give him an extra high power jolt every time he says "No collusion! No Collusion!" Have it all sponsored by Kentucky Fried Chicken.