Face it. Who wouldn't want the opportunity to shoot Chris Christie out of a cannon? I'd organize this and sell raffle tickets. The Pay-Per-View alone would be worth millions. I'd love to do this with lots of politicians. Shoot them into space. Shoot them into a lake of toxic sludge. Shoot them into a pool of sharks. Whatever. This could become the new national pastime! Who needs a guillotine when you can just shoot them all out of a cannon?
The last cannon able to fire off the Christie shell were destroyed after WWII ended.
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