Better than my crummy partial transcript, here's an actual link to The Daily Show's John Hodgman explaining the World Cup to Jon Stewart

Here is a link (I hope) to actual video of the Daily Show segment in which "resident expert" John Hodgman tried to explain the World Cup to Jon Stewart.

I actually typed up my transcript of most of the segment, failed to post it last night when I went looking for a different photo of Hodgman, and then posted it briefly this morning—and then managed to lose it!

All in a day's work.

{If the link doesn't work, just go to comedycentral.com and find it on the Daily Show page, or search for "Hodgman.")