Ring Lardner Tonight: The conclusion of "You Know Me Al" II -- Did you see this one coming?

I should probably have called attention sooner in our second You Know Me Al series to the remarkably perceptive appreciation of the "completeness" of Jack and the people around him offered by Virginia Woolf, which John Lardner quoted in the new introduction he wrote for You Know Me Al in 1958.


"I am the happyest man in the world Al."

-- from Jack's letter of October 14

by Ken

As we come finally to this topsy-turvy conclusion of the "Busher Comes Back" chapter of You Know Me Al, I have to own that I've been hard on Jack. But to know him is, well, to know him, and I've been reading on, not just through this chapter but farther into the book, and Jack is . . . well, so totally Jack, and so recognizable a combination of personal and personality types, that it's hard not to call him on his bullshit. It is, in fact, one of Ring's great accomplishments in these stories that he maintains both interest and surprise even as Jack's way of dealing with the world becomes so maddeningly familiar.

I know I've had the link in place all through the series, but perhaps I've been remiss in not directing attention to the introduction that Ring's oldest son, John, wrote for a new edition of You Know Me Al shortly before his own death in 1958. Now that we have the full picture of Jack's first major-league season under our belts, I hope it's not too late to recall just a bit of the quite fine appreciation of the busher stories which John quoted (in our Part 1) from no less than Virginia Woolf:

Mr. Lardner has talents of a remarkable order. With extraordinary ease and aptitude, with the quickest strokes, the surest touch, the sharpest insight, he lets Jack Keefe the baseball player cut out his own outline, fill in his own depths, until the figure of the foolish, boastful, innocent athlete lives before us. As he babbles out his mind on paper there rise up friends, sweethearts, the scenery, town, and country -- all surround him and make him up in his completeness.

FOR THE CONCLUSION OF CHAPTER II
OF YOU KNOW ME AL, CLICK HERE

YOU KNOW ME AL: Our story to date

John Lardner's Introduction (1958): Part 1 and Part 2
Chapter I: A Busher's Letters Home
Part 1, Preface and Jack's letters of Sept. 6 and Dec. 14 and 16
Part 2, The busher reaches the bigs -- March 2, 7, 9, and 16
Part 3: Countdown to Opening Day -- March 26 and April 1, 4, 7, and 10
Part 4: The busher makes his big-league debut -- April 11 and 15
Part 5: A major development for Jack -- April 19, 25, and 29
Chapter II: The Busher Comes Back
Part 1, The busher comes back -- May 13 and 20
Part 2, Big news for Al -- July 20
Part 3, A surprise for Jack -- August 16 (plus "The real Charles Comiskey")
Part 4, Back in the bigs -- August 27
Part 5, Big doings in Detroit -- September 6
Part 6, "Boston is some town, Al" -- September 12
Part 7, Bedford, IN, meets NY, NY -- September 16
Part 8, Rain day in Philly; arrival in D.C. -- September 19 and 22
Part 9, In D.C., it's Jack vs. Johnson -- September 22 and 27
Part 10, The "city serious," and Jack's biggest news yet -- October 3 and 7
Part 11, Reversal(s) of fortune -- October 9 and 12

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Ring Lardner Tonight: "You Know Me Al" II, Part 11 -- Reversal(s) of fortune

"I have lost all interest in the game and I don't care if Callahan pitches me to-morrow or not. My heart is just about broke Al."

-- Jack, in his letter of October 9

by Ken

Tonight, for a change, Jack's nemesis is that least comprehensible (and perhaps, to Jack, least justifiable) subspecies of mankind, left-handed pitchers. Here he is whining to his friend Al about a big rookie left-hander of the Detroit Tigers, Joe Hill:

Honest Al I don t see how he gets by. He ain't got no more curve ball than a rabbit and his fast one floats up there like a big balloon. He beat us the last game of the regular season here but it was because Callahan had a lot of bushers in the game.

FOR JACK'S TALE(S) OF WOE TONIGHT, CLICK HERE

YOU KNOW ME AL: Our story to date

John Lardner's Introduction (1958): Part 1 and Part 2
Chapter I: A Busher's Letters Home
Part 1, Preface and Jack's letters of Sept. 6 and Dec. 14 and 16
Part 2, The busher reaches the bigs -- March 2, 7, 9, and 16
Part 3: Countdown to Opening Day -- March 26 and April 1, 4, 7, and 10
Part 4: The busher makes his big-league debut -- April 11 and 15
Part 5: A major development for Jack -- April 19, 25, and 29
Chapter II: The Busher Comes Back
Part 1, The busher comes back -- May 13 and 20
Part 2, Big news for Al -- July 20
Part 3, A surprise for Jack -- August 16 (plus "The real Charles Comiskey")
Part 4, Back in the bigs -- August 27
Part 5, Big doings in Detroit -- September 6
Part 6, "Boston is some town, Al" -- September 12
Part 7, Bedford, IN, meets NY, NY -- September 16
Part 8, Rain day in Philly; arrival in D.C. -- September 19 and 22
Part 9, In D.C., it's Jack vs. Johnson -- September 22 and 27
Part 10, The "city serious," and Jack's biggest news yet -- October 3 and 7

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Ring Lardner Tonight: "You Know Me Al" II, Part 10 -- The "city serious," and Jack's biggest news yet

"I have got it figured that Hazel is fixing to surprise me by dropping in on me because I haven't heard nothing yet."

-- Jack, October 3

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YOU KNOW ME AL: Our story to date

John Lardner's Introduction (1958): Part 1 and Part 2
Chapter I: A Busher's Letters Home
Part 1, Preface and Jack's letters of Sept. 6 and Dec. 14 and 16
Part 2, The busher reaches the bigs -- March 2, 7, 9, and 16
Part 3: Countdown to Opening Day -- March 26 and April 1, 4, 7, and 10
Part 4: The busher makes his big-league debut -- April 11 and 15
Part 5: A major development for Jack -- April 19, 25, and 29
Chapter II: The Busher Comes Back
Part 1, The busher comes back -- May 13 and 20
Part 2, Big news for Al -- July 20
Part 3, A surprise for Jack -- August 16 (plus "The real Charles Comiskey")
Part 4, Back in the bigs -- August 27
Part 5, Big doings in Detroit -- September 6
Part 6, "Boston is some town, Al" -- September 12
Part 7, Bedford, IN, meets NY, NY -- September 16
Part 8, Rain day in Philly; arrival in D.C. -- September 19 and 22
Part 9, In D.C., it's Jack vs. Johnson -- September 22 and 27

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Ring Lardner Tonight: "You Know Me Al" II, Part 9 -- In D.C., it's Jack vs. Johnson

"It was cloudy before the game started and when I was warming up I made the remark to Callahan that the dark day ought to make my speed good. He says Yes and of course it will handicap Johnson."

-- Jack, in his second September 22 letter from Washington

You'll notice that tonight's first letter is the second Jack has written to Al from Washington on September 22. In the first (which we read last night) he wrote about being matched up against the great Walter Johnson. If you were wondering how that worked out, the fact that Jack writes a second letter the same day may be a clue. -- Ken


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AND THE RETURN TO CHICAGO, CLICK HERE

YOU KNOW ME AL: Our story to date

John Lardner's Introduction (1958): Part 1 and Part 2
Chapter I: A Busher's Letters Home
Part 1, Preface and Jack's letters of Sept. 6 and Dec. 14 and 16
Part 2, The busher reaches the bigs -- March 2, 7, 9, and 16
Part 3: Countdown to Opening Day -- March 26 and April 1, 4, 7, and 10
Part 4: The busher makes his big-league debut -- April 11 and 15
Part 5: A major development for Jack -- April 19, 25, and 29
Chapter II: The Busher Comes Back
Part 1, The busher comes back -- May 13 and 20
Part 2, Big news for Al -- July 20
Part 3, A surprise for Jack -- August 16 (plus "The real Charles Comiskey")
Part 4, Back in the bigs -- August 27
Part 5, Big doings in Detroit -- September 6
Part 6, "Boston is some town, Al" -- September 12
Part 7, Bedford, IN, meets NY, NY -- September 16
Part 8, Rain day in Philly; arrival in D.C. -- September 19 and 22

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Ring Lardner Tonight: "You Know Me Al" II, Part 8 -- Rain in Philly; arrival in D.C.

"They was a letter here from Violet and it pretty near made me feel like crying. I wish they was two of me so both them girls could be happy."

-- Jack, in Philadelphia (September 19)

We have two letters tonight: one from Philadelphia, chronicling a rain day, and then -- after a double header against the "Athaletics" -- there's one from Washington, D.C., on a day when Jack is to match up against . . . Walter Johnson! -- Ken


FOR THE NEWS FROM PHILADELPHIA AND "THE
CAPITAL OF THE OLD UNITED STATES," CLICK HERE

YOU KNOW ME AL: Our story to date

John Lardner's Introduction (1958): Part 1 and Part 2
Chapter I: A Busher's Letters Home --
Part 1, Preface and Jack's letters of Sept. 6 and Dec. 14 and 16
Part 2, The busher reaches the bigs -- March 2, 7, 9, and 16
Part 3: Countdown to Opening Day -- March 26 and April 1, 4, 7, and 10
Part 4: The busher makes his big-league debut -- April 11 and 15
Part 5: A major development for Jack -- April 19, 25, and 29
Chapter II: The Busher Comes Back
Part 1, The busher comes back -- May 13 and 20
Part 2, Big news for Al -- July 20
Part 3, A surprise for Jack -- August 16 (plus "The real Charles Comiskey")
Part 4, Back in the bigs -- August 27
Part 5, Big doings in Detroit -- September 6
Part 6, "Boston is some town, Al" -- September 12
Part 7, Bedford, IN, meets NY, NY -- September 16

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Ring Lardner Tonight: "You Know Me Al" II, Part 7 -- Bedford, IN, meets NY, NY

"I run into a couple of the ball players and they took me to what they call the Garden but it ain't like the gardens at home because this one is indoors."

-- from Jack's letter of September 16 from New York

The Garden that Jack was taken to would have been
the second Madison Square Garden (1890-1925).

FOR JACK'S NYC INITIATION, CLICK HERE

YOU KNOW ME AL: Our story to date

John Lardner's Introduction (1958): Part 1 and Part 2
Chapter I: A Busher's Letters Home --
Part 1, Preface and Jack's letters of Sept. 6 and Dec. 14 and 16
Part 2, The busher reaches the bigs -- March 2, 7, 9, and 16
Part 3: Countdown to Opening Day -- March 26 and April 1, 4, 7, and 10
Part 4: The busher makes his big-league debut -- April 11 and 15
Part 5: A major development for Jack -- April 19, 25, and 29
Chapter II: The Busher Comes Back
Part 1, The busher comes back -- May 13 and 20
Part 2, Big news for Al -- July 20
Part 3, A surprise for Jack -- August 16 (plus "The real Charles Comiskey")
Part 4, Back in the bigs -- August 27
Part 5, Big doings in Detroit -- September 6
Part 6, "Boston is some town, Al" -- September 12

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Ring Lardner Tonight: "You Know Me Al" II, Part 6 -- "Boston is some town, Al"

SCHEDULING NOTE

I'll explain in a post at 9pm PT why tonight's scheduling has been reversed. -- Ken

Before Boston, the White Sox played a series in Cleveland.

"I got a letter from Hazel in Cleveland and she is comeing to Chi in October for the city serious. She asked me to send her a hundred dollars for her fare and to buy some cloths with. I sent her thirty dollars for the fare and told her she could wait till she got to Chi to buy her cloths."

-- from Jack's letter of September 12 from Boston

by Ken

I've already raised the question whether Jack's invariable first impulse to physical mayhem is real or just something in his mind. What's interesting about the stunt he pulls pitching in relief in Cleveland, not only disobeying an instruction from the manager but in the process almost giving the game away, is that even by the time he writes his account to his friend Al he still has no idea what he did wrong, and he still reports that his first response was . . . well, let him tell it --

Anyway the game was over and I felt pretty good. But Callahan don't appresiate good work Al. He give me a call in the clubhouse and said if I ever disobeyed his orders again he would suspend me without no pay and lick me too. Honest Al it was all I could do to keep from wrapping his jaw but Gleason winks at me not to do nothing.

The stop after Cleveland is Boston, and Jack's first visit turns into a big deal for him, with highlights like going down to the wharf to see them unload the fish. ("They must of been a million of them but I didn't have time to count them.")


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YOU KNOW ME AL: Our story to date

John Lardner's Introduction (1958): Part 1 and Part 2
Chapter I: A Busher's Letters Home --
Part 1, Preface and Jack's letters of Sept. 6 and Dec. 14 and 16
Part 2, The busher reaches the bigs -- March 2, 7, 9, and 16
Part 3: Countdown to Opening Day -- March 26 and April 1, 4, 7, and 10
Part 4: The busher makes his big-league debut -- April 11 and 15
Part 5: A major development for Jack -- April 19, 25, and 29
Chapter II: The Busher Comes Back
Part 1, The busher comes back -- May 13 and 20
Part 2, Big news for Al -- July 20
Part 3, A surprise for Jack -- August 16 (plus "The real Charles Comiskey")
Part 4, Back in the bigs -- August 27
Part 5, Big doings in Detroit -- September 6

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Ring Lardner Tonight: "You Know Me Al" II, Part 5 -- Big doings in Detroit

"I says Well you can't see me. She says Why what's the matter, Jack? What have I did that you should be sore at me? I says I guess you know all right. You called me a busher. She says Why I didn't do nothing of the kind. I says Yes you did on that postcard.* She says I didn't write you no postcard."

-- Jack's account of a phone call he received
from Violet in his September 6 letter from Detroit

* "that postcard" --

"[L]isten Al I don't want to be bought by Detroit no more. It is all off between Violet and I. She wasn't the sort of girl I suspected. She is just like them all Al. No heart. I wrote her a letter from Chicago telling her I was sold to San Francisco and she wrote back a postcard saying something about not haveing no time to waste on bushers. What do you know about that Al? Calling me a busher. I will show them. She wasn't no good Al and I figure I am well rid of her. Good riddance is rubbish as they say."

-- from Jack's letter of May 20 from Los Angeles

by Ken

In presenting Jack's last letter, the August 27 one from Chicago, telling Al about his return to the big leagues and the game he pitched against the "Athaletics," the best team in baseball at the time, I went back and forth about whether to call attention to . . . um . . . I think perhaps I better declare a --

SPOILER ALERT

In the end I decided against saying anything about what I'm now going to say just a little about, because it seems to me that Ring has laid this all out so carefully that I don't want to deprive you of the chance to experience it the way he intended for at least the first time through.

What I might have called attention to is the P.S. to the letter, where Jack tells Al he's headed for his teammate Allen's ("the left-hander that was on the training trip with us") to play cards. The first thing to note is the pure-Jack evaluation of Allen's pitching: "He ain't got a thing, Al, and I don't see how he gets by." He still grasps so little about pitching at the big-league level that he can't understand how any pitcher can win without a fastball like his and another pitch or two of obvious contrasting sorts. He really can't understand how it's possible: (a) for him to lose a game, or (b) for most any other pitcher to win a game.

The other thing about the August 27 P.S. is . . . no, I've said too much already.


JACK HAS A LOT TO TELL AL ABOUT HIS RETURN
TO DETROIT. TO GET CAUGHT UP, CLICK HERE

YOU KNOW ME AL: Our story to date

John Lardner's Introduction (1958): Part 1 and Part 2
Chapter I: A Busher's Letters Home --
Part 1, Preface and Jack's letters of Sept. 6 and Dec. 14 and 16
Part 2, The busher reaches the bigs -- March 2, 7, 9, and 16
Part 3: Countdown to Opening Day -- March 26 and April 1, 4, 7, and 10
Part 4: The busher makes his big-league debut -- April 11 and 15
Part 5: A major development for Jack -- April 19, 25, and 29
Chapter II: The Busher Comes Back
Part 1, The busher comes back -- May 13 and 20
Part 2, Big news for Al -- July 20
Part 3, A surprise for Jack -- August 16 (plus "The real Charles Comiskey")
Part 4, Back in the bigs -- August 27

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Ring Lardner Tonight: "You Know Me Al" II, Part 4 -- Back in the bigs

In 20-plus seasons (1907-27), the great Walter Johnson had a 417-279 record (that's a .599 winning percentage), second in wins only to Cy Young's 511 (and still no. 1 in shutouts, with 110), racking up 3508 strikeouts (as Wikipedia notes, no other pitcher even reached the 3000 mark until Bob Gibson did it in 1974!), winning MVP awards 11 years apart, in 1913 and 1924. Rather predictably, he was chosen for MLB's All-Century Team.

I got here last Tuesday and set up in the stand and watched the game that afternoon. Washington was playing here and Johnson pitched. I was anxious to watch him because I had heard so much about him. Honest Al he ain't as fast as me. He shut them out, but they never was much of a hitting club.

-- from Jack's letter of August 27, from Chicago

by Ken

It's true that the Washington Senators' flame-throwing right-hander Walter Johnson, like Ty Cobb, established himself as a superstar remarkably early. But it's even earlier in Johnson's career (this is c1914, remember) that Lardner captured the scope of his greatness. By the way, the Wikipedia article on Johnson (link above) quotes a nice chunk of the recollection of Cobb, maybe the best pure hitter to play the game (yes, Ted Williams had more power, but Cobb's speed and base-stealing prowess kept pitchers and their defenses in constant disarray), of the first time he faced the unheralded and unimpressive-looking rookie. Once Johnson took the mound that day in August 1907, Cobb says, "I encountered the most threatening sight I ever saw in the ball field."

With Jack's return to the White Sox, heralded in last night's letter, both coach Kid Gleason and manager Callahan are curious about his response to watching Johnson pitch. As we'll see, they don't seem terribly surprised.


FOR JACK'S RETURN TO THE WHITE SOX, CLICK HERE

YOU KNOW ME AL: Our story to date

John Lardner's Introduction (1958): Part 1 and Part 2
Chapter I: A Busher's Letters Home --
Part 1, Preface and Jack's letters of Sept. 6 and Dec. 14 and 16
Part 2, The busher reaches the bigs -- March 2, 7, 9, and 16
Part 3: Countdown to Opening Day -- March 26 and April 1, 4, 7, and 10
Part 4: The busher makes his big-league debut -- April 11 and 15
Part 5: A major development for Jack -- April 19, 25, and 29
Chapter II: The Busher Comes Back
Part 1, The busher comes back -- May 13 and 20
Part 2, Big news for Al -- July 20
Part 3, A surprise for Jack -- August 16 (plus "The real Charles Comiskey")

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Ring Lardner Tonight: "You Know Me Al" II, Part 3 -- A surprise for Jack

Plus the real Charles Comiskey

We talked about the amazing career of the astounding Ty Cobb -- much of it still in the future as of the time of our story -- in Part 2 of You Know Me Al I, "The busher reaches the bigs."

"I ain't afraid of Cobb or none of them now, Al."

-- from Jack's letter of August 16

by Ken

Jack, now pitching in the Pacific Coast League, hadn't written to Al for two months prior to his last letter, dated July 20, in which he broke the news that he was engaged -- to another of the baseball groupies he falls for like, well, like a yokel from Bedford, Indiana (except that only a certain percentage of such yokels get engaged to their baseball Annies). Now almost another month has passed, and Jack has another surprise for Al.


FOR JACK'S LATEST BIG NEWS, CLICK HERE

YOU KNOW ME AL: Our story to date

John Lardner's Introduction (1958): Part 1 and Part 2
Chapter I: A Busher's Letters Home --
Part 1, Preface and Jack's letters of Sept. 6 and Dec. 14 and 16
Part 2, The busher reaches the bigs -- March 2, 7, 9, and 16
Part 3: Countdown to Opening Day -- March 26 and April 1, 4, 7, and 10
Part 4: The busher makes his big-league debut -- April 11 and 15
Part 5: A major development for Jack -- April 19, 25, and 29
Chapter II: The Busher Comes Back
Part 1, The busher comes back -- May 13 and 20
Part 2, Big news for Al -- July 20

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Ring Lardner Tonight: "You Know Me Al" II, Part 2 -- Big news for Al

Yes, tonight Jack shares big news with his friend Al.

"Up to a week ago Sunday I had won eleven straight. I have lost a couple since then, but one day I wasn't feeling good and the other time they kicked it away behind me."

-- Jack Keefe, in his letter of July 20

by Ken

In my post earlier tonight I wrote a bit about the comical cluelessness of our "hero," Jack Keefe, writing among other things: "When he pitches, of all the games he loses -- and he loses a lot -- none are ever his fault. It's the fielders behind him, or the hitters' lack of production, or the umpires, or in extreme cases his not being his usual self (which of course happens to pitchers, but they have to go out and keep their team in the game anyway)."

As I mentioned last night, there is a two-month gap between Jack's last letter, dated May 20, and tonight's letter, dated July 20. I also mentioned that in tonight's letter Jack has big news to pass on to his friend Al.


TO READ JACK'S BIG NEWS, CLICK HERE

YOU KNOW ME AL: Our story to date

John Lardner's Introduction (1958): Part 1 and Part 2
Chapter I: A Busher's Letters Home --
Part 1, Preface and Jack's letters of Sept. 6 and Dec. 14 and 16
Part 2, The busher reaches the bigs -- March 2, 7, 9, and 16
Part 3: Countdown to Opening Day -- March 26 and April 1, 4, 7, and 10
Part 4: The busher makes his big-league debut -- April 11 and 15
Part 5: A major development for Jack -- April 19, 25, and 29
Chapter II: The Busher Comes Back
Part 1, The busher comes back -- May 13 and 20

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You can't tell GOP wingnuts and Teabagging voters and cooking-show contestants and Ring Lardner's Jack Keefe apart without a scorecard

Oh no, Hell's Kitchen is back! At a certain point, congressional Republicans merge in the mind with the people who vote for them and the clueless legions of TV cooking-show contestants and Ring Lardner's Jack Keefe.

by Ken

Not long ago we were told that President Obama's latest "plan" for getting a deficit-ceiling increase included splitting the debt-ceiling and deficit-reduction issues so that "we" would do debt-ceiling increase now and later revamp the tax code -- and I remember thinking what? you're going to let those people tinker with the tax code???

By "those people," of course, I meant the primitive life forms that invaded the 112th Congress. And I had to remind myself that these low-life mental defectives, people you wouldn't trust to walk your dog or sweep out your barber-shop floor, actually have statutory authority to deal with taxes and every other damned thing that comes before Congress. This sounds like really bad science fiction.

I can't help recalling, though, that after all there were constitutionally franchised voters elected these people to public office. And I think back to the time when the Teabaggers were inventing themselves, or being invented, and numbers of my liberal colleagues took us elitists to task for railing at them. Like as if we didn't have the sense to understand that they have grievances. D'oh! Of course they have grievances. But they have walled themselves off from all receptiveness to reality, and it was already clear that once again in their time of troubles they were going to turn to absolutely the vilest people in the universe, who were manipulating them like puppets, only dumber.

Lately I can't seem to escape this thread in human nature: the passionate embrace of the cosmically imbecilic -- and often malignly manipulative. This summer I seem to be watching a crush of those TV cooking-competition shows (you know, Master Chef and Chopped and Chopped and Food Network Star (less egregious than many of the others, I have to say, but still), and now Hell's Kitchen again, and while I've written before about so many of the competitors' staggering lack of self-knowledge and lack of perceptiveness about their rivals, and there it all is again, only now it blends right in with "the busher," Jack Keefe, the "hero" of Ring Lardner's still-sublime "busher" stories.

It's been a treat reimmersing myself in Lardner's You Know Me Al, preparing for its return to in our late-night (9pm PT) comical-writing rotation last night. But it's a complicated sort of treat, because Lardner's understanding of people is so acute Jack Keefe, the big, hard-throwing young pitcher we saw ascend to and quickly fall out of the big leagues when we did Chapter I of You Know Me All, because Jack is, frankly, such a yutz.

To go with that very large natural talent of being able to throw a baseball really hard Jack has, well, nothing. Barely a clue about how to apply his natural gifts in terms of matching pitches to hitters, and as his manager and coaches keep trying to make him understand, a staggering cluelessness (read "indifference") about such hardly subtle phases of the game as holding runners on base and fielding his position. (It's uncanny how exactly Lardner's writing about pitching in 1914 translates to 2011.)

And on a larger scale, Jack takes no responsibility for his actions, and has as little sense of other people's strengths and weaknesses as he has of his own. And nothing is ever his fault. When he pitches, of all the games he loses -- and he loses a lot -- none are ever his fault. It's the fielders behind him, or the hitters' lack of production, or the umpires, or in extreme cases his not being his usual self (which of course happens to pitchers, but they have to go out and keep their team in the game anyway).

And his solution to every life problem, at least in his head, is to want to beat up on the person he's identified as the cause of his problems. It's an interesting question whether Jack is actually a bully or merely has the instincts of one, because there are, as best I can recall, no instances in the stories of his actually doing to anyone the horrible things he imagines -- and not because he really thinks better of it, or rises above it, but because . . . well, as with everything else in Jack's life, there's always an excuse.

One of the fascinations of trying to scope Jack out is that every bit of information we get about him comes from him. Even when he's reporting other people's actions or perceptions, he is after all the one doing the reporting, so it's all filtered through his murky lens.

At least in Lardner's telling Jack's stumbling unperceptiveness becomes entertaining. Unfortunately, there's nobody of comparable talent scripting those food "reality" shows -- and the terrifying spectacle of our social and political realities are all too real. It's fun to have them "written" by someone of a talent I consider Lardner-esque like Tom Tomorrow, but the fact that they're so terrifyingly real only makes it more horrifying.

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Ring Lardner Tonight: Chapter II of "You Know Me Al" -- The Busher Comes Back!

I ain't had no fair deal Al and I ain't going to no Frisco. I will quit the game first and take that job Charley offered me at the billiard hall.

-- from Jack's April 29 letter, the last of Chapter I

by Ken

As we left "the busher," at the end of Chapter I of You Know Me Al, hard-throwing rookie pitcher Jack Keefe's first tour of duty with the Chicago White Sox had come to a sudden and inglorious end after less than a month, with this news imparted to his friend Al Blanchard back home in Bedford, Indiana:

Well Al it's all over. The club went to Detroit last night and I didn't go along. [Manager] Callahan told me to report to [team owner Charles] Comiskey this morning and I went up to the office at ten o'clock. He give me my pay to date and broke the news. I am sold to Frisco.

("Frisco" was at the time, c 1914, a minor-league team in the Pacific Coast League.) [UPDATE: I realize I've made the old San Francisco Seals of the Pacific Coast League sound like ancient history. In fact, the Seals remained active in the PCL through 1957, when they were bumped by the relocation of the New York Giants to San Francisco for the 1958 season, playing their first two seasons in Seals Stadium, until the funhouse that was Candlestick Park was finished. As of the 1958 season the Seals moved to Arizona and, affiliating with the major-league team that sent them packing, became the Phoenix Giants -- until Phoenix got its major-league franchise in 1998. Come to think of it, I suppose 1957 sounds approximately as ancient to most folks today as 1914. Never mind.]


WAS THIS THE END FOR JACK?
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YOU KNOW ME AL I: A Busher's Letters Home

John Lardner's Introduction (1958): Part 1 and Part 2
Chapter I: A Busher's Letters Home --
Part 1, Preface and Jack's letters of Sept. 6 and Dec. 14 and 16
Part 2, The busher reaches the bigs -- March 2, 7, 9, and 16
Part 3: Countdown to Opening Day -- March 26 and April 1, 4, 7, and 10
Part 4: The busher makes his big-league debut -- April 11 and 15
Part 5: A major development for Jack -- April 19, 25, and 29

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Ring Lardner Tonight: A big development for Jack in Part 5 of "You Know Me Al"

"The score was sixteen to two when Callahan finally took me out in the eighth and I don't know how many more they got. I kept telling him to take me out when I seen how bad I was but he wouldn't do it."

-- from Jack's letter of April 19

by Ken

You may recall that at the start of You Know Me Al, Jack Keefe reported for his first stint in the big leagues in California, training in Paso Robles, then heading up to Oakland and back down to Los Angeles. I trust that readers recalled that in 1914, when our story begins, the West Coast is still 45 years away from having Major League baseball. St. Louis was still as far "west" as the big leagues went.

However, while everything west of St. Louis may have been a wasteland as long as the majors were concerned, that doesn't mean there was no baseball. Minor-league ball flourished. The Pacific Coast League was up and running in 1903.


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RING LARDNER'S YOU KNOW ME AL

John Lardner's Introduction (1958), Part 1 and Part 2

Chapter I: A Busher's Letters Home
Part 1: Ring's Preface, and Jack's letters of September 6 and December 14 and 16
Part 2: The busher reaches the bigs -- March 2, 7, 9, and 16
Part 3: Countdown to Opening Day -- March 26 and April 1, 4, 7, and 10
Part 4: Jack makes his big-league debut -- April 11 and 15
Part 5: A major development for Jack -- April 19, 25, and 29

TOMORROW in RING LARDNER TONIGHT: I'm looking at "Alibi Ike" and "Champion," or -- to get away from the sporting world -- perhaps "The Golden Honeymoon" or "Haircut" or "The Love Nest."


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Ring Lardner Tonight: The busher makes his big-league debut in Part 4 of "You Know Me Al"

"So after supper I seen Callahan sitting in the lobby and I went over and sit down by him. I says When are you going to let me work? He says I wouldn't never let you work only my pitchers are all shot to pieces."

-- from Jack's letter of April 15

As we left Jack Keefe Thursday night, he was in Cleveland for the White Sox' Opening Day game against the Indians, writing to his pal Al that he thought Manager Callahan might have him pitch. -- Ken


FOR PART 4 OF YOU KNOW ME AL, CLICK HERE

RING LARDNER'S YOU KNOW ME AL

John Lardner's Introduction (1958), Part 1 and Part 2

Chapter I: A Busher's Letters Home
Part 1: Ring's Preface, and Jack's letters of September 6 and December 14 and 16
Part 2: The busher reaches the bigs -- March 2, 7, 9, and 16
Part 3: Countdown to Opening Day -- March 26 and April 1, 4, 7, and 10
Part 4: Jack makes his big-league debut -- April 11 and 15
Part 5: A major development for Jack -- April 19, 25, and 29

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Ring Lardner Tonight: Countdown to Opening Day in Part 3 of "You Know Me Al"

As the White Sox complete their spring-training swing out West, before returning East for the season opener in Cleveland, Jack for the first time joins his teammates in a poker game. He winds up winning a pot, then takes the money and announces he's "through," to the considerable annoyance of Kelly, "a bush outfielder from the New England League."

Lord and some of the boys laughed but Kelly got nasty and begun to pan me for quitting and for the way I played. I says Well I won the pot didn't I? He says Yes and he called me something. I says I got a notion to take a punch at you.

He says Oh you have have you? And I come back at him. I says Yes I have have I? I would of busted his jaw if they hadn't stopped me. You know me Al.

-- from Jack's March 26 letter

by Ken

As worldly as the world has become, an awful lot of young baseball players are living on their own for the first time, and some have a harder time of it than others. For someone like Jack Keefe, who has never experienced anything but adulation for his athletic prowess, it's a difficult adjustment on and off the field.

Tonight's installment takes us up to Opening Day.


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RING LARDNER'S YOU KNOW ME AL

John Lardner's Introduction (1958), Part 1 and Part 2

Chapter I: A Busher's Letters Home
Part 1: Ring's Preface, and Jack's letters of September 6 and December 14 and 16
Part 2: The busher reaches the bigs -- March 2, 7, 9, and 16
Part 3: Countdown to Opening Day -- March 26 and April 1, 4, 7, and 10
Part 4: Jack makes his big-league debut -- April 11 and 15
Part 5: A major development for Jack -- April 19, 25, and 29

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Ring Lardner Tonight: Part 2 of John Lardner's Introduction to "You Know Me Al"

"[A]ll the essential truth about ball-playing can be found in You Know Me Al. Its broader values to one side, there has never been a sounder baseball book. . . . [I]f you stop to pick over the accounts of ball games, you see that each detail is correct in relation to place, weather, time of year, and the hitting, pitching, or fielding idiosyncrasies of each of a hundred players. Baseball strategy is set down as accurately as the speech and characters of Keefe, his friends, his girls, and his in-laws." (John Lardner)

"Superficially, ball players are not quite the same kind of people today as they were in Keefe's day. Present times have developed a distinct athlete class, to which most professional players belong -- a group of men at least semi-educated in classrooms as well as lavishly trained since early youth in sports. . . . [T]he new athlete class has greatly refined and expanded baseball culture, and its wordiness has infected fans and baseball writers and sportscasters (who to some extent have re-infected the players). The vocabulary of the game has become swollen with expertise. . . . But all the essential truth about ball-playing can be found in You Know Me Al. . . . "

-- from the second part of John Lardner's Introduction

by Ken

You'll be relieved to learn that tonight's installment of John Lardner's Introduction to You Know Me Al is substantially shorter than last night's. I tried to find the least disruptive breaking point, and that's how it worked out. We've already had John's effort to place this undertaking of his father's in some social and literary context, and read Virginia Woolf's tribute, notably:

Mr. Lardner has talents of a remarkable order. With extraordinary ease and aptitude, with the quickest strokes, the surest touch, the sharpest insight, he lets Jack Keefe the baseball player cut out his own outline, fill in his own depths, until the figure of the foolish, boastful, innocent athlete lives before us. As he babbles out his mind on paper there rise up friends, sweethearts, the scenery, town, and country -- all surround him and make him up in his completeness.

And I found John extremely persuasive in turning F. Scott Fitzgerald's seemingly generous but really notably grudging and back-handed appreciation. H. L. Mencken's rings significantly truer. John also made excellent sense of the issue of language in his father's work. At this point he pulls back from the sophisticated literary analyses. As I've suggested, I'm kind of awe-struck by his analysis of how baseball and baseball players had changed between 1914, when Ring began writing the busher letters for the Saturday Evening Post, and 1958. And for as much as we think the game has for better and worse been revolutionized since John's time, it seems in fact like a mere difference in degree beyond what he describes.

Finally, before we proceed to the main event, I have to say that I find John not just a dandy writer but a spectacular companion. How can a person resist a parenthetical note like this?

Thirty-odd years ago, my father and mother worried and conferred when I was caught reading a novel about flaming youth called The Plastic Age. But my father was even more worried when he caught me reading a baseball novel called Won in the Ninth. He didn't take it away from me, but he warned me not to let my mind be soiled by corrupt observation of baseball procedures.

FOR PART 2 OF JOHN LARDNER'S INTRODUCTION
TO YOU KNOW ME AL, CLICK HERE

RING LARDNER'S YOU KNOW ME AL

John Lardner's Introduction (1958), Part 1 and Part 2

Chapter I: A Busher's Letters Home
Part 1: Ring's Preface, and Jack's letters of September 6 and December 14 and 16
Part 2: The busher reaches the bigs -- March 2, 7, 9, and 16
Part 3: Countdown to Opening Day -- March 26 and April 1, 4, 7, and 10
Part 4: Jack makes his big-league debut -- April 11 and 15
Part 5: A major development for Jack -- April 19, 25, and 29

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Ring Lardner Tonight: Part 1 of John Lardner's Introduction to "You Know Me Al"

Virignia Woolf, "who didn't know an infielder
from a fungo bat," hearts Jack Keefe.

Mr. Lardner does not waste a moment when he writes in thinking whether he is using American slang or Shakespeare's English -- whether he is proud of being American or ashamed of not being Japanese; all his mind is on the story. Hence, incidentally, he writes the best prose that has come our way. Hence we feel at last freely admitted to the society of our fellows. . . .

Mr. Lardner has talents of a remarkable order. With extraordinary ease and aptitude, with the quickest strokes, the surest touch, the sharpest insight, he lets Jack Keefe the baseball player cut out his own outline, fill in his own depths, until the figure of the foolish, boastful, innocent athlete lives before us. As he babbles out his mind on paper there rise up friends, sweethearts, the scenery, town, and country -- all surround him and make him up in his completeness. . . .

It is no coincidence that the best of Mr. Lardner's stories are about games, for one may guess that Mr. Lardner's interest in games has solved one of the most difficult problems of the American writer; it has given him a clue, a centre, a meeting place for the divers activities of people whom a vast continent isolates, whom no tradition controls. Games give him what society gives his English brother.

-- Virginia Woolf, quoted by John Lardner
in his 1958 Introduction to You Know Me Al

by Ken

A chronological note first: This may have been changed in more recent editions, but in my copy of the 1960 You Know Me Al (I've been referring to this as the "1959 edition," but I see that the copyright is clearly 1960), the new Introduction by John Lardner (born 1912) is dated "October, 1959." This seems improbable given that sources seem to agree he died on Dec. 8, 1958, age 46, following a heart attack, having survived close calls during his three years as a World War II correspondent and an early-'50s bout of tuberculosis (which had killed his father). He had established himself as a preeminent sportswriter and branched out into other kinds of writing.

We've already mined some nuggets from John's You Know Me Al Introduction, and could continue to do so. But it covers so much ground, and seems to me to do so so terrifically, that I've planned this interlude from our traversal of Chapter I of the book to present the Introduction in full, tonight and tomorrow night.

FOR PART 1 OF JOHN LARDNER'S INTRODUCTION
TO YOU KNOW ME AL, CLICK HERE

RING LARDNER'S YOU KNOW ME AL

John Lardner's Introduction (1958), Part 1 and Part 2

Chapter I: A Busher's Letters Home
Part 1: Ring's Preface, and Jack's letters of September 6 and December 14 and 16
Part 2: The busher reaches the bigs -- March 2, 7, 9, and 16
Part 3: Countdown to Opening Day -- March 26 and April 1, 4, 7, and 10
Part 4: Jack makes his big-league debut -- April 11 and 15
Part 5: A major development for Jack -- April 19, 25, and 29

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Ring Lardner Tonight: In Part 2 of "You Know Me Al," the busher reaches the bigs

In March 1914 Ty Cobb was only 25, but already a superstar veteran of eight full big-league seasons (the AL MVP in 1911), with 1914 plus 14 more seasons still ahead of him.

"[Manager Callahan] says And I noticed you taking your wind up when What's His Name was on second base there to-day. I says Yes I got more stuff when I wind up. He says Of course you have but if you wind up like that with Cobb on base he will steal your watch and chain. I says Maybe Cobb can't get on base when I work against him. He says That's right and maybe San Francisco Bay is made of grapejuice. Then he walks away from me."

-- from Jack's March 19 letter, in tonight's installment

by Ken

For the sake of those who may think an interest in baseball is necessary to enjoy Ring Lardner's busher letters, I'm tempted to jump to Virginia Woolf's spirited advocacy for You Know Me Al when the book first appeared, in 1925. But we'll get to that tomorrow, in the first part of the brilliant introduction that I mentioned John Lardner, the third of Ring's four sons, wrote for a 1959 edition of the book.

For tonight, I think everyone can be charmed and amused by the wild overconfidence of young Jack Keefe, in his first spring training with a Major League club, as he shows how little he understands about how much he doesn't understand about pitching. After all, much the same process can be observed in most any profession that requires an ongoing accumulation of knowledge and skill. Some people rising through the ranks get it, but many -- often including the most talented -- don't, until they come up against just how much they don't know.

The process is highlighted in the case of budding professional athletes, most of whom, after all, were local heroes where they came from, and even -- especially in the case of baseball, which has that elaborate hierarchical structure -- at the lower levels of the pros. John Lardner will have some outstandingly perceptive things to say in Wednesday's installment of his introduction concerning the changes in the game between the busher's time and 1958 (and despite the even longer time that's elapsed since he was writing, and the also-considerable changes over that time, what he wrote then might almost have been written today); in this regard not that much has changed.

In Jack's case, as is still the case with many hard-throwing young pitchers, the ability to blow the ball by the hitters he faced at those lower levels made it unnecessary for him to think about things like having a command of three pitches, fielding his position, and holding runners on base. For any fan with a sense of history, there's a frisson in Manager Callahan's evocation of the great Ty Cobb (see above), by all accounts a miserable SOB but by all measurable standards arguably the all-around most skilled player in the history of the game. By the end of that legendary career, he would achieve this Wikipedia list's worth of distinctions:

Career highlights and awards

▪ 1911 AL MVP
▪ .367 career batting average (highest ever)
▪ 54 career steals of home (most all time)
▪ Won 12 batting titles, including 9 in a row from 1907 to 1915.
▪ Third all time in stolen bases with 892.
▪ Second in runs scored with 2,245.
▪ Second in career hits with 4,191.
▪ Batted under .320 only once in his career.
▪ Batted over .400 three times.
▪ Major League Baseball All-Century Team

Just tonight on the Yankee telecast an instant poll asked which old-time player viewers most wish they could have seen, and Cobb received a stunning 66 percent of the votes. As John Lardner writes in his introduction, "[T]he baseball technique and dramatics of You Know Me Al are as timeless as the literary values."


FOR PART 2 OF YOU KNOW ME AL, CLICK HERE

RING LARDNER'S YOU KNOW ME AL

John Lardner's Introduction (1958), Part 1 and Part 2

Chapter I: A Busher's Letters Home
Part 1: Ring's Preface, and Jack's letters of September 6 and December 14 and 16
Part 2: The busher reaches the bigs -- March 2, 7, 9, and 16
Part 3: Countdown to Opening Day -- March 26 and April 1, 4, 7, and 10
Part 4: Jack makes his big-league debut -- April 11 and 15
Part 5: A major development for Jack -- April 19, 25, and 29

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Ring Lardner Tonight: We venture into the "busher letters" with Part 1 of "You Know Me Al"

"[T]here is only one person in the world who writes letters of that length. She is a sister-in-law of mine living in Indianapolis, and when she sits down to write a letter, she holds nothing back. But she is a Phi Beta and incapable of the mistakes in spelling and grammar that unfortunately have crept into this volume. . . .

"An introduction to this book was written by Will Rogers, but the Scribner boys threw it out on the ground that it was better than the book. However, there was one remark of Mr. Rogers, which I think should be preserved. Referring to me, he wrote: 'He is undoubtedly the biggest -- ' The rest of the sentence is so blurred as to be indecipherable."

-- from Ring Lardner's Preface to You Know Me Al

by Ken

On Thursday I teased tonight's installment with the promise of a "special guest commentary" for the series that begins tonight, but I refrained from identifying the special commentator. I was hoping to maintain a bit of mystery, and if I had identified him as John Lardner, readers might have guessed that the author of the material being commentated on is his father, Ring Lardner.

It is, of course. Tonight we have the first of five installments that will take us through Chapter I, "A Busher's Letters Home," of You Know Me Al, the collection of Ring's "busher letters," which he began writing in 1914 for the Saturday Evening Post beginning in 1914, first published in book form in 1925. Unfortunately we don't have any trace of that introduction for the 1925 edition which Ring tells us in his Preface suffered an ignominious fate: "[T]he Scribner boys threw it out on the ground that it was better than the book." However, for a new 1959 edition, the Scribner boys commissioned a new introduction from John Lardner, by then well established as one of the country's leading sportswriters. (The Lardner family tree is filthy with sportswriters, including Ring, of course.)

We've already touched on the sadly shortened life and career of John Lardner (1912-1958), the oldest of Ring's four sons, who must have died not long after writing this introduction. At that he was "luckier" (for want of a better word) than his brothers James (1914-1938) and David (1919-1944), who died while covering the Spanish Civil War and World War II, respectively. Of the four brothers, only the second, Ring Jr. (1915-2000, known as "Bill"), the screenwriter best known for (1) being one of the blacklisted Hollywood Ten and (b) writing the screenplay for Robert Altman's M*A*S*H, lived to a ripe old age.

Eventually we're going to have the 1959 introduction in full, but I thought it would be more fun to plunge into the busher letters themselves -- with maybe a couple of prompts from John L. First:

The busher letters were not written with artistic prestige in mind. They were written because there was an urgent need around the home of the two hundred dollars that each of the first installments brought from The Saturday Evening Post. (Later, according to Donald Elder's biography, Ring Lardner, which has more reliable information about those times than I have, Jack Keefe letters fetched up to twelve hundred and fifty dollars per installment. The cheaper installments -- the ones that were incorporated in the book You Know Me Al -- were the best.) Almost as soon as the Post began to publish them, the letters made their author as famous as the President of the United States. (They were to keep him famous in the same degree throughout the next two or three administrations.) This turn of events startled my father, but it totally failed to cause him to think of what he had written as literature.

As John notes, Virginia Woolf's enormous enthusiasm for You Know Me Al (we'll get to that eventually) proves you don't have to know or care anything about baseball to adore this material. One last note from John, which I already quoted Thursday, but which I think bears repetition:

There is one more salient point about You Know Me Al. It is funny. The fact has gone unmentioned, or been taken for granted, by Mrs. Woolf, Mencken, Fitzgerald, and others as they studied the literary or scientific aspects of the book. But Al knocked the country head over heels in the first place because people laughed at it, so intensely that the echoes have been accepted at face value ever since.

FOR PART 1 OF YOU KNOW ME AL, CLICK HERE

RING LARDNER'S YOU KNOW ME AL

John Lardner's Introduction (1958), Part 1 and Part 2

Chapter I: A Busher's Letters Home
Part 1: Ring's Preface, and Jack's letters of September 6 and December 14 and 16
Part 2: The busher reaches the bigs -- March 2, 7, 9, and 16
Part 3: Countdown to Opening Day -- March 26 and April 1, 4, 7, and 10
Part 4: Jack makes his big-league debut -- April 11 and 15
Part 5: A major development for Jack -- April 19, 25, and 29

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