Part 2, Trolling A Trumpanzee In Queen Liz's Court

by Noah

No one inspires more meme creation than President Head Case and, perhaps his sad little excursion to England dressed as a penguin tops the list of fodder for such things. After all, it seems that every single photo of Trump and his "Low IQ" family in England has inspired a meme, including the one above, taken in front of a "No Photos" sign. I covered some of the best of the meme lot a few days ago, but today, I'd just like to show you a few of the signs that the protesters that have been displaying around London during the Trump Family infestation. So much can be said in so few words. Still, I worry that England may begin to suffer a shortage of poster board and cardboard soon.

Trump says he hasn't seen any protestors so feel free to tweet him with a link to this post. So, give him another chance at having a major tantrum! Don't worry about his lack of reading ability. The pix say plenty so I'm keeping the commentary to a minimum; just being thoughtful, you know. Oh, and I note that the Brits, unlike FOX viewers, can actually spell the wordage of their signs correctly.

Here, in no particular order, are a large handful of my favorites so far. The first one, which I call "Donnie Goes To Hell," may be my favorite but, with so many to choose from, everyone will have their own:

Trump paid a visit to the Irish Prime Minister a couple of days ago. He tried to get the PM to come to his Trump Cheat-o-Rama Golf Resort so he could use the meeting to promote his damn golf course but the PM wasn't having it.

Trump loves to mock the disabled, in addition to doing whatever he can to make their lives more difficult. This guy isn't having it either.

I love the Scots. It's something about their attitude.

Of course an empty wooden cabinet is smarter than Betsy DeVos, Ben Carson, of any of the "Illustrious" lowlifes picked by Trump and approved by the $enate Repugs.

Have you ever seen an exhumed corpse? You know how the our hair keeps growing after we die? It looks pretty wild. Trump's hair looks like that more and more to me every day. In fact those white eyes and that pasty orange skin also indicate to me that Trump is dead. I know, wishful thinking, but, it could explain some things. He even walks and talks like a zombie.

It was both comical and painful to watch Trumpanzee trying to answer questions about England's NHS (National Health Service) on Wednesday. The reporter was asking him about the NHS and it was clear that Trump had zero idea as to what the NHS was, but that didn't stop him from trying to pathetically fake his way through the answer. Best part was when he said that NHS could be "tremendous." Fake president=Fake answers. At least the kid holding this next sign has been brought up right. His mom should be proud. Trump's mom? Not so much, but she was probably as defective as he is.

Last but certainly not the least, Trump where he belongs. That's one baby that actually does belong in a cage. Time to pelt that cage with bags and bags of rotten fruit. Throw in a couple of hissing, pissed off Diamondback Rattlesnakes, too. Let the big ol' Christian god of the Republican Party choose whether or not Trump gets to spend another day on Earth. Now, that's MY kind of impeachment!

Midnight Meme Of The Day!

by Noah

So much for the perks of being Queen of The Realm. She looks real happy, doesn't she? I look at her expression and body language and I can hear her say:

Damn. I'm the Queen and I get stuck with this, this... Penguin! God, what's that smell?

Trolling A Trumpanzee In Queen Liz’s Court

by Noah

England is hardly Camelot these days, and I bet it wasn’t in King Arthur’s time either. Only the plagues have changed. This time, the plague arrived on Air Force One. It was even asked to come. The reaction of those still in their right minds was inevitable so, as a service to DWT readers, I felt that a brief compendium of England’s responses to the Trump State Visit, aka Trump’s Most Excellency Adventure was in order. First up was the above meme I’ve used as a header photo for this post. Note the “crowd.” The British authorities needn’t have worried about Trump getting a big greeting as he arrived.

Next up: Who says the English are insensitive? Here is the artwork of a young art student who wanted to make sure Trump got the reception he deserved so he mowed the lawn in a very special way for a very special “president” to see from the air as he approached his destination. Are lawn penises a thing in England? Perhaps. All I know is it’s a good thing the VP wasn’t along for the trip.

Thirdly: What Trump State Visit would be complete without a Godzilla-Sized Trump Baby balloon floating over Parliament Square. It’s the biggest version of the Trump Blimp yet!

Fourth: Knowing our mentally challenged “president” has serious issues with the name of a certain late senator, an English activist group named Led By Donkeys prepared a nice display for him to see as he drove by Madame Tussauds. I’m sure it was more than enough to melt the wax version of Trump, both the one in the museum and the one in the limo. No doubt the one in the museum looks better and is a wee bit smarter, as well.

Fifth: Led By Donkeys was also thoughtful enough to project a portrait of Trumpanzee, right next to the man the English love more. For Trump, it’s all about ratings, so, why not?

Sixth: But it was the State Dinner where trolling Trump has really caught on, so far. Trollers of the Trumpanzee have had a field day with the official photos of the grand soiree, aka The Queen’s worst date ever!

Compare and Contrast-

Trump BYOBs (Trump brings his own burgers, “fit for a fake king.”)

Trump finally gets his crown, just as I predicted last week, and, some take home.

You know there will be more, much more. Trump’s sad little adventure is a gift to trolls and meme creators around the world. Chris Christie in his beach chair has met its match, in more ways than one.

Two Disastrous Trips For America: One To China-- Canceled-- And OneTo The U.K.-- Should Have Been Canceled

Mitch McConnell's wife/beard, Elaine Chao, a longtime spy for China and a member of the Trumpanzee Cabinet, had her trip to China abruptly canceled after myriad ethics questions were referred to officials of the State Department and Transportation Department. "Chao," reported the NY Times "had made a series of unorthodox requests related to her first scheduled visit to China as a Trump cabinet member, according to people with knowledge of the email. Among them: asking federal officials to help coordinate travel arrangements for at least one family member and include relatives in meetings with government officials... In China, the Chaos are no ordinary family. They run an American shipping company with deep ties to the economic and political elite in China, where most of the company’s business is centered." Acting as a giant money laundering operation, the company has financed Mitch McConnell's Senate career-- to the tune of millions of dollars (provided by the communist government) in return for his cooperation on Chinese interests.

Unfortunately an even more inappropriate trip-- Trump's state visit to the U.K.-- began this morning. Trump's first tweets, just before Air Force One touched down, were a childish attack on London's popular mayor, Sadiq Khan, criticizing his height and calling him a "stone cold loser." Apparently no one has gotten through to Trump that these trips abroad are so he can't represent America, not for him to represent his business interests and his out-sized ego. Theresa May cancelled a one-on-one meeting with the boorish pig while he was flying over the Atlantic.

Trump then proceeded to attack CNN, ininsuating people in the U.K. detest him because CNN feeds them fake news. Apparently he hasn't paid any attention to the local media, which is far more critical of him and his grifter family than U.S. media ever is. The Independent wrote that "We know Trump isn’t a joke-- he is responsible for rampant xenophobia, sexism and transphobia and the creeping rise of far right politics. His climate denial and persistent facilitation of the fossil fuel industry is a death sentence for communities in the global south. But if flying a balloon caricature is what gets under his skin-- then that’s exactly what we’re going to do. Trump has repeatedly shown that he doesn’t respond to reason, to facts or to science. What he does respond to is humiliation. Our balloon is part of a proud history of political satire in the UK that sends a clear, orange, message to Trump and his politics of hate that they are not welcome here."

Some people have asked whether a personal attack on Trump is fair. The same question that was posed after Tommy Robinson and Nigel Farage were doused in milkshakes during their recent European election campaigns.

The answer is yes. Trump is responsible for thousands of personal attacks and the power and politics of the far right is a dangerous threat to lives of thousands of lives here and around the world. Every policy signed that removes reproductive rights from women, every detention or deportation that separates a child from a parent, every climate denial shouted into the smoke of a February wildfire is an attack on millions of individuals.

The Stop Trump protests in the UK are about more than a balloon. It’s a gathering of those who want to stand up to Trump’s vile dialogue and politics, standing in solidarity with those most affected by them in the UK. For the thousands of us in the streets, there are thousands more organising and campaigning every day to create a future free from Trump’s hate.

...After Tuesday, we must continue to resist and undermine Trump and far right politics at every level. Balloons in the air, milkshakes in hand, boots on the ground: we will continue to organise for a radical economic, environmental and social movement that centres justice for everyone.

So today we’re asking just one thing of the public. If you hate the politics of Trump, and love the Baby Balloon, please do give what you can to help make him fly and to support the people who are standing up to his damaging policies.

The police prepared for over a quarter million people protesting Trump in London alone-- with sister protests in Manchester, Belfast, Birmingham and Nottingham-- as Baby Trump blimps and balloons fill the British skies. It was widely reported across Britain that UK political leaders had decided to boycott the Queen's obligatory banquet to honor Trumpanzee. Superficially, the royal family welcomed Trump the way they were supposed to but they still made it clear that they were only doing what they had to do. The Washington Post pointed out that "Some of the traditional trappings-- such as staying over at Buckingham Palace, a royal welcome at the Horse Guards Parade and a gold carriage procession down the Mall-- are notably absent."

Everyone in London Wants Bragging Rights As The One Who Hits A Trump With A Milk Shake

Starting tomorrow, the most hated man in the world and his largely detested family, are coming to England for a 3-day state visit-- and at a time when the U.K. is facing its most significant crisis since the Second World War. Most people think the visit should have been canceled once Theresa May, who invited him, announced that she is stepping down as Prime Minister. Anyone who didn't see why at the time, soon did-- as the always inappropriate Trump waded into the battle for a successor.

His bombshell intervention into the Conservatives’ contest-- just a few days before MPs start voting-- is a major breach of protocol.

It risks sparking a full-blown diplomatic rift between London and Washington if the mop-haired former London mayor fails to take the Tory crown.

While stopping short of offering his full endorsement, Mr Trump told The Sun: “It’s something that I find very interesting.

“I actually have studied it very hard. I know the different players.

“But I think Boris would do a very good job. I think he would be excellent.”

The President added: “I like him. I have always liked him. I don’t know that he is going to be chosen, but I think he is a very good guy, a very talented person.

“He has been very positive about me and our country.”

His intervention-- and his other outspoken opinions today-- mean his visit is set to be the most controversial by a serving US leader.

...Also during the exclusive interview:

• Donald Trump said Theresa May messed up Brexit by handing EU all the cards
• The President said he was surprised Meghan Markle was 'nasty' about him but it's great to have an 'American princess'
• Mr Trump said ‘I am really loved in the UK’ despite protests

Mr Trump, 72, also insisted that Boris’s well-known philandering scandals should not halt him from winning.

Asked whether he thought Mr Johnson’s extra-marital affairs and love child mattered, the President replied: “Well, it always matters, but I think that it’s certainly not what it was 20 years ago, and not certainly what it was 50 years ago. I think today it matters much less.”

Mr Trump spoke to The Sun from behind his desk in the Oval Office, the White House inner sanctum which all US presidents have used since 1909.

In more explosive remarks, he also claimed that he could have a big impact on the race for No10-- currently being fought by 12 different candidates.

And he claimed that several other contenders had also approached him for his public help.

He said: “Other people have asked me for an endorsement too. I have been asked for endorsements.” [He's lying, as usual.]

Quizzed on who, Mr Trump replied: “Well, I don’t want to say who but other people have asked me for endorsements, yes.”

He added: “I could help anybody if I endorse them. I mean, we’ve had endorsement where they have gone up for forty, fifty points at a shot.

“Now that is here, but I understand over there would be a great endorsement.”

Mr Trump’s disclosure that others have approached him is likely to trigger a Westminster hunt for their identities.

He also revealed to The Sun that he looks favourably on Jeremy Hunt too, saying of the Foreign Secretary: “Yup. Like him.”

The President heaped praise on a recent leadership race offer from Mr Hunt to significantly increase UK defence spending to well above the two per cent minimum Nato target if he becomes PM. Mr Trump said: “I think that’s great. I love it.”

Asked if he would like all the candidates to make the same pledge on military spending, he added: “I think it’s a good thing.

“I think it’s great for the UK, and it would be part of trade.

“We make the greatest military equipment in the world.

“The UK should be able to defend themselves. It’s a great and very special place.” The President made reference to golf courses he owns on this side of the Atlantic.

He said: “As you know, OK, so, I own Turnberry, it’s a great place, one of the most beautiful.

“And in Ireland I own Doonbeg, OK, and my mother was born in Stornoway. OK, so that’s a lot of representation for a US president.

“I don’t imagine any other US president was closer to your great land.”

But Mr Trump also had some harsh words for another Tory leadership front-runner, Environment Secretary Michael Gove. He last week accused Mr Trump of “sabre rattling” over his aggressive policy towards Iran.

Having pulled the US out of the international nuclear deal with Tehran last year, the President recently dispatched an aircraft carrier to the Persian Gulf to retaliate against what America claimed were new direct threats to its interests in the region.

Mr Trump said of Mr Gove’s criticism: “Well, I’m just trying to help him and it’s not costing him anything.

“I’m trying to make it so that Iran does not have nuclear weapons. Very simple. And I can’t think of anybody other than us that would benefit more than the UK, so he should be all for that.

“Nuclear weapons is the single biggest problem that the world has and we can’t allow them to proliferate. We just can’t allow it.”

Asked if Mr Gove was one of the candidates who had asked for his endorsement, Mr Trump said firmly: “No he wasn’t.”

As Thomas Wright reminded Atlantic readers on Friday, Trump has repeatedly interfered in domestic UK politics, almost as though he were working hand in hand with Putin to undercut Theresa May every step of the way. He wrote that for the two or so years the loudmouthed baboon of a president "has interfered in the U.K.’s domestic politics. He has repeatedly undermined its national security with his comments and actions after terrorist attacks in Britain. He has bullied and humiliated the prime minister, Theresa May. He has accused British intelligence agencies of spying on him, even after he promised not to do so. Trump has taken a predatory approach in trade talks, seeking to squeeze controversial concessions out of London at a moment of weakness, even at the risk of sabotaging the prime minister’s Brexit deal. He refused to listen to the British government on vital issues of shared concern, such as Iran and climate change... Trump’s constant interference, insults, and needling of senior British officials, including May, weakens the case for the alliance within Britain and could empower Jeremy Corbyn, the U.K.’s opposition leader and a longstanding critic of the United States."

Meanwhile, Trump's candidate for PM, has a Russian money scandal and a Trump-like gaslighting scandal swirling around him. Last year the NY Times reported that "Britain’s financial and legal firms have been big beneficiaries of Russian capital flight, and London, less than four hours flying time from Moscow, is a popular destination for the country’s oligarchs, some of whom have invested in luxury property, soccer teams and other assets... Britain’s financial center has so far found it impossible to resist the large sums of money that flow from Russia, even if there are troubling questions about the source of some of these assets."

“Despite the strong rhetoric, President Putin and his allies have been able to continue ‘business as usual’ by hiding and laundering their corrupt assets in London,” said the report, which entitled one section of its findings “closing the ‘laundromat.’”

Though the proportion of dirty money in London was estimated to be small, relative to the size of the financial sector, the committee said, “the damage that this money can do to U.K. foreign policy interests, by corrupting our friends, weakening our alliances and eroding trust in our institutions is, however, potentially enormous.”

...There was also veiled criticism of Mr. Johnson, who was asked by lawmakers what his department could do to stop the flow of corrupt money. “He appeared to suggest, however, that there was no real role for government in the process,” the report said.

While noting that Mr. Johnson and other ministers were right to assert that they cannot order law-enforcement agencies to investigate individuals without any evidence, the committee added that observing due process “cannot be an excuse for inaction or lethargy.”

Lawmakers noted that Russia itself did not seem overly worried that Britain’s aggressive rhetoric would be put into practice. On March 15, after the expulsion of Russian diplomats from Britain, Russia’s embassy in London drew attention on Twitter to a bond sale by Gazprom, the Russian energy company, with the words “Business as usual?”

Johnson has admitted that he finagled a £160,000 contribution from a Putin-connected Russian oligarch, Vladimir Chernukhin, formerly Putin's deputy finance minister.

Back to tomorrow's dreaded visit, NBC reported that "There are few precedents when it comes to presidential state visits. This is only the third for a U.S. president since the queen assumed the throne in 1952, with Bush receiving the honor in 2003 and Obama in 2011. The queen only hosts one or two state visits a year. This trip will stand in stark contrast to Obama’s visit in particular. Obama and his wife Michelle were welcomed by the queen, as well as the glamour couple of the time, Prince William and Kate, the Duchess of Cambridge, who had married only a month earlier. Their Buckingham Palace banquet was filled with glitz and glamour and included former prime ministers as well as the mayor of London, and even actor Tom Hanks.

Ahead of Trump's arrival, however, some of the U.K.’s most senior politicians have said that the visit is a mistake and that they won’t attend the Queen’s uber-formal state dinner at Buckingham Palace.

Opposition Labour Party leader Jeremy Corbyn has refused to join the white tie event and said that May "should not be rolling out the red carpet for a state visit to honor a president who rips up vital international treaties, backs climate change denial and uses racist and misogynist rhetoric."

...But he’s not the only political leader refusing to meet with the president.

Vince Cable, leader of the centrist Liberal Democrats, also turned down a seat at the dinner with Trump. And Mayor of London Sadiq Khan called May’s invitation “ill-judged” and called on her to revoke it in 2017 when it was first made.

Despite the objections to Trump's visit and the difficulty for U.K. politicians to head off any explosive comments the president may make, experts say that the close relationship between the two countries is bigger than their leaders.

“The government has made big attempt to say to people that however much you may find Trump objectionable you must distinguish the man from the office,” said the former Ambassador to the U.S. Christopher Meyer.

"This is a state visit, this is an honor for the whole of the U.S."

Trump Heads Off To Celebrate England’s Increasing Chaos (And Ours)

by Noah

I know lots of people like England and get all warm and fuzzy just thinking about the place. People who know me well know that I’m not one of those. To me, England is just some bizarre theme park celebration of centuries of drunkenness and inbreeding where thoughtless tradition and odious heritage are lionized on an hourly basis. To me, England is just an island Alabama or Mississippi, with a few castles thrown in for the tourists, along with some decrepit “stately homes” that serve as the physical, social, and moral equivalents of the south’s former plantation homes. At least the south bulldozed whatever former slave quarters survived all the decades of hurricanes. England turned “the help’s quarters” into oh so overly quaint Bed & Breakfasts.

I watched Downton Abbey hoping it would burn to the ground and take its supremely dumbass, ill-educated twit, Lord Crawley, Earl of Grantham, with it. He was the bigoted “stable genius” who thought “that Charles Ponzi fellow in New York has a lot of great ideas for investing money.”

If any of what I’ve said, so far, offends you, ask me how many fucks I give; and don’t expect an answer. I base my feelings about England on personal experience gained both from personally visiting the place and having to step over the endless passed out drunks of all ages on the sidewalks while trying to avoid stepping in endless puddles of beer vomit, watching people openly pee along the highways and, even more so, from working for two different English-owned record companies during my 40+ years of working in the music industry. It's a whole country of Brett Kavanaughs.

Don’t get me wrong, I love the musical and artistic contributions of the English. I count myself fortunate to have been able to positively contribute to the careers of several U.K. musicians, photographers, and other artists but much of their art came about as a reaction to their environment, which it should. Even those who celebrate England in their art usually do so with a pair of jaundiced eyes.

I even have English friends but they all moved here to get away from the place due to feelings that pretty much match mine. My primary ancestors had the good sense to leave as well, hundreds of years ago. They sailed west and south in search of a chance at a less oppressive future and an influx of fresh DNA. They found both.

It took me a while, but I learned to park my own prejudices and realize that, like many of England’s artists, what’s bad about England usually points back to the country’s plague of incessant die-hard upper-class twittery and the frequent attitudes of members of what the uppers look down upon as “lesser classes” who live to present themselves in a mode of upper-class pretensions. I’m reminded of one of my former employers who made a lot of money, bought a manor, ran weekend fox hunts, and sat his fat ass in his office during the week reading a racing form with his bare feet up on his desk while picking at his toes and barking out at anyone who could hear him to get him VHS recordings of horse races. The man had a thing for horses. Say no more! I’ve said enough!

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Soooo… The way I figure it. Trump heading off to England on the 3rd for a state visit and, ostensibly, a D-Day celebration at the invitation of the grossly incompetent, soon to be ex-Prime Minister Theresa May (whose name Trump still can’t spell correctly), is a natural even though Trump has criticized May for trying to prevent his and Putin’s beloved Brexit. After all, Trump’s also incompetent and he’s got all the mental illness that inbreeding begets even if his comes from a combo of bad parenting and syphilis. He’s also a natural bigot, and he wants to be a Royal: King Donald The First, and, like the British Royals, he even has plenty of Germanic blood and, like the Queen’s Uncle David (the former King Edward) has a history of holding a special place for Nazis in his heart. Trump will no doubt demand that the English handover Julian Assange for his own nefarious purposes of destruction of the free press and creation of a Trumpist totalitarian regime.

The Untied States-England alliance is now a meeting of the minds of the insane and woefully stupid. We may have different characteristics but everything wrong with England has its equivalent or counterpart here That’s most and best reflected in the dangerous low quality of the people that each country has voted to put into positions of leadership and authority.

While Trump is no doubt up to the standards of those in England who voted for Brexit and considered Theresa May to be Prime Minister material, Trump is not up to Queen Elizabeth’s barely higher standards. She reportedly wasn’t very impressed with Trump the last time he appeared in her midst and that appears, at least on the surface, to separate him from the majority of English voters. He even kept her waiting at their last meeting whichic I’m sure she found scintillating. Keeping the Queen waiting is a big no-no but hey, in Trump’s mind, he had to keep her waiting as a statement of “I’m more important than you and you’re a woman besides.” Her sister Margaret would have just kicked his ass, politely, of course.

This time, Trump requested to stay with his idiot family in Buckingham Palace. A man with his own pretensions, he wanted them to have the whole “Royal Experience.” That, apparently, is not to be. The Queen has turned down his request, conveniently citing “renovations.” Trump is fuming because the Obamas got to stay in the royal headquarters. You know that has to grate on what’s left of Trump’s mind, but he will get to have tea with Prince Charles (the Queen’s version of Trump’s bigly-toothed son Eric) and regale him with tales about “high ratings for his trip” and pussy grabbing ‘round the world.

Queen Liz may not be offering a room at the palace but she is committed to having the Trumps over for dinner. Lordy, I hope it’s Burger King. She can even give him a little greasy Burger King crown.

I’m sure Trump would love a tour of the torture rooms in the Tower Of London but there’s no word as to whether that’s in the itinerary. He’d have pictures taken for I.C.E. and Homeland Security, signed, too!

Many “commoners” have had a much better reaction to the Trump visit than the moldy upper crust types. The man who would be King Donald, his Whore of Slovenia, and whatever other fetid two-legged ooze they bring along to England will get a proper greeting in the form of an estimated over 1.1 million English protestors. Milkshakes are at the ready! The Brits use them the same way we use eggs when it comes to protests. The diaper-wearing “Trump Baby” blimps and balloons are bigger than ever before, inflated and ready to take to the skies of England; Scotland, too, of course. The Scots are not enthused. A statement from the Scottish government reads:  

We will not compromise our fundamental values of equality, diversity and human rights, and we expect these values to be made clear during the president’s visit to the U.K.

 Our Trumpanzee of a president is scheduled to see a bigly military display in honor of D-Day, which will no doubt inspire him to again call for his own military parade when he returns to Washington.

When P.M. May suggested the honorific of some sort of traditional gilt carriage ride for Trump (A gold carriage! Perfect!) and an address to Parliament; that really made waves. Many members of England’s Labor Party launched a petition to cancel the trip altogether. It was ignored of course. The trip was already postponed last year and the Nazi-loving powers that be in England thought hostility to the idea of a Trump visit would have cooled off by now. Nope. In fact, it’s grown. Says Nick Dearden of England’s Stop Trump Coalition:

It’s up to us, again, to say Trump is not welcome, and to make his visit as unpleasant as possible. We’re going to aim for maximum disruption.

Now, there’s a true patriot! How will it all end? Obviously, there will be much noise but eventually Trump will leave and sadly be allowed back in our country. Then, ironically, it looks like England will be finally shedding, or should I say, shredding, some of those old staid pretentions of being upper class, but, unfortunately, that’s coming in the form of Boris Johnson, Trump’s moronic, buffoonish English doppelganger, an asylum escapee poster boy and Putin tool, much like Trump, if there ever was one. I mean, just look at this guy.

Boris (How’s that for a Russian name?) Johnson is England’s Trump. He calls black people pickaninnies. He calls the people of Papua New Guinea “cannibals” and people from the Congo have “watermelon smiles.” Republicans here would adore him!





Boris Johnson looks like the kind of people you see in those photo compilations of Walmart customers. What he says and does is a cornucopia of toxic Trump and Russian-backed destruction. Like Prince Charles, he may look like the end result of the centuries of U.K. inbreeding but his supporters aren’t all of the upper class twit variety. That he is so well thought of by millions of Brits says more about poor education and brain damage caused by malnutrition and years of drinking cheep beer that might as well be turpentine. If he were an American, he’d be a threat to Mitch McConnell for the Republican Senate Majority Leader position at the least. He’d be every bit the darling of the Republican Party as much as Trump. I always maintain that drunk voting should be as illegal as drunk driving but, come to think of it, from what I’ve personally seen, both are not just legal in England but encouraged. England is done. Over. Hitler missed his dream by 80 years. He could have save his bombs.

Lastly, I don’t want you dear readers to think I’d end this post without offering a positive solution, a Grand Solution that could help both England and our country see a slim chance at a better future. I think England’s senile Prince Philip, the Queen’s 97-year-old husband, is the key! We’ve all been reading about is problems driving his cars lately. Reports are that the Queen’s staff has taken away his car keys and his driving license, and they’re keeping a very close watch on him.  He’s reportedly heartbroken that he isn’t allowed to get behind the wheel anymore but couldn’t they please, please, please make an exception for the Trump visit? C’mon! Let Prince Philip take President Trump for a ride, Boris Johnson, too… right off the beautiful and fabled white cliffs of Dover! The Prince could die a hero’s death! As a bonus, someone could stuff Nigel Farage into the trunk, or boot as they say over there. If that were to work, I’d be all for adopting a similar practice here. We have an endless list of trunk-worthy politicos of various stripes right here in the good ol’ USA.