Midnight Meme Of The Day!

by Noah

It's May 1st everybody! May Day! May Day! May Day, indeed! Over 62,000 souls G-O-N-E. And counting.

• One day, it's like a miracle. It will disappear.

• By April, it miraculously goes away.

• This is their new hoax.

• We'll reopen by Easter!

• This is a pandemic. I always knew it was.

• We have it under control!

• I don't take responsibility at all.

• I see the disinfectant that knocks it out in a minute. One Minute!

• I'm a very stable genius!