Midnight Meme Of The Day!

 

by Noah

The following is presented with apologies to the great Tammy Wynette:

Stand By Your Man (as sung by the Repug Greek Chorus, led by Lindsey Graham. Orchestra conducted by Mitch McConnell. Featured Soloist: Sean Hannity. Pole dancing by Tucker "Tiki Torch" Carlson.)

Sometimes it's hard to be a human
Giving all your love to just one man.
You'll have rich times
And he'll have richer times,
Doing things you applaud and cheer.
And since you love him, you root for him
Even though he's hard to understand.
And you love him. You're so proud of him
'Cause after all he's your man.

Stand by your man,
Give him two arms to cling to,
And something warm to come to
When nights are cold and lonely.

Stand by your man
And show the world you love him.
Keep giving all the love you can.
Stand by your man.

Stand by your man
And show the world you love him.
Keep giving all the love you can.
Stand by your man.


Original version written by Billy Sherrill/Tammy Wynette
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