Midnight Meme Of The Day!

by Noah

And what if that guy also told you injecting Lysol or drinking bleach would get rid of COVID-19, or, told you this:

We had somebody get on a plane from a certain city this weekend, and in the plane it was almost completely loaded with thugs wearing these dark uniforms, black uniforms with gear and this and that. They're on a plane. It's under investigation right now. It took place sometime... That person was on a plane, said that there were about six people like that person, more or less, and what happened is the entire plane filled up with the looters, the anarchists, the rioters, that people that obviously were looking for trouble.

Or this version of the same from the very next day. It's more insane and more "developed." It actually starts out like an "A guy walked into a bar" joke. But, I can't wait 'til he says they all looked just like Obama or starts babbling about little orange men from Neptune:

A person was on a plane said that there were about six people like that person more or less and what happened is the entire plane filled up with the looters, the anarchists, the rioters, people that obviously were looking for trouble and the person felt very uncomfortable in the plane. This would be a person you know. So I will see whether or not I can get that person. I'll let them know and I will see if I can get that person to speak to you.

Sigh, It's so Republican to be "uncomfortable" in the presence of "others." Yeah, I know President Nutjob got this whole thing from the internet even if he says it's someone he knows but it's starting to sound like some sort of darkley bizarre Twilight Zone remake of Harvey (the one about the guy who talks to a 6-foot rabbit buddy) which is turned upside down and mixed in with elements of Taxi Driver, Death Wish, and Stephen King's plane ride horror The Langoliers. Trump's dreams would even scare King.

Don't worry, Little Donnie. One day, the bad, bad men will all go away, like a miracle.

But, wait! There's more. What if this guy sat down next to you on a park bench, told you he was president, told you "This Russia thing is a hoax," and then started comparing a cop holding onto some guy's shirt and shooting him 7 times in the back to missing a 3-foot putt at Mar-a-Lago, or the Masters, or someplace?

My God! Can you imagine if America elected a man like this as president?

Oh, right. We did. Well, 62,000,000 of us did, and they see the bad, bad men, too, wherever they go.

This is life in America in 2020. Life is just a box of live grenades!