Midnight Meme Of The Day!

by Noah

Trump getting a Nobel Peace Prize would be like giving Jeffrey Dahmer a James Beard Award.
- Comedian Noel Casler

It has long been known that our lunatic President has coveted a Nobel Prize, even if he calls it a Noble Prize because, among other things, he can't spell. So, if you can't even spell the award...

There's absolutely nothing noble about Trump and there's nothing about him that even whispers Nobel Peace Prize, unless they were to hand out prizes for racism, inciting violence and mayhem in our streets, election compromise, incompetence, utter lunacy, or freakish hair. "This year's Nobel Prize for Freakish Hair goes to... Donald J. Trump! The President Of The United States! Let's hear it for Trump!"

Trump has Obama Envy. He wants lots of things Obama has; respect from hundreds of millions around the world for one. Trump wants a Nobel Peace Prize because President Obama got one. So did Al Gore and Jimmy Carter. Even Woodrow Wilson, a Trump brother in racism got one so I guess that Trump thinks the precedent of a White Supremacist getting a Nobel Peace Prize has been set. The problem is that, despite Wilson's major character flaw, his efforts to end the war to end all wars, WW1, were successful. Trump and the war against COVID-19? Not so successful. In fact, Trump is the best ally any plague has had since the 16th century. Think of him as a giant orange diseased flea-carrying rat. You shouldn't get awards for that.

This isn't the first time kooks and cretins have tried to get Trump his coveted prize. In 2017, Trump received two mystery nominations that turned out to be fakes. Personally, I suspect John Baron, Trump's alter ego fake press flak/imaginary friend. In 2018, a group of congressional Republican loons, including Tennessee's Marsha Blackburn, now current White House Chief Of Staff, Mark Meadows, and the infamous white supremacist Steve King sent an open letter to the Nobel Committee to urge them to give Dear Leader a prize. This time the perp is Norwegian (We know Trump loves Norway and we know why!) Christian Tybring-Gjedde, an ultra-rightist member of their Parliament. It's not his first time. He's nominated Trump before. Birds of a feather flock together, and shit all over the place. The first time it was for Trump's dubious efforts to unite the two Koreas, no doubt to the advantage of his friend Kin Jong-un. This time he's nominating our king of civil unrest for an equally dubious detent between Israel and the U.A.E. Trump is already.

Anyway, lots of people get nominated but only a small percentage cross the finish line. Trump is already using his little hands to pat himself on the back and tweet like mad about his being nominated. Here's hoping the only recognition Trump gets is a fake award certificate that he has no doubt already made, a fake Nobel leg lamp modeled after Ivanka, and a few more fake magazine covers. He probably even has a quintupleXL nightshirt that he wears to bed every night. On it, Nobel is spelled Noble, of course.