Midnight Meme Of The Day!
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by Noah
When I first saw what the Whore Of Slovenia had done to the classy Jackie Kennedy White House Rose Garden, I figured, well of course! Jackie's version (see left, below) of the garden deliberately offered a variety of flowers in a variety of colors, symbolic of how she saw America. Queen Melanoma's version? Not so much. In kkkeeping with the Trump family vision of America, the new roses come in one color, whites only. Yeah, I know the White House is white. It has been since it was restored after the Brits set torches to it during the War of 1812. It's a big, beautiful solid white edifice but that's all the more reason to surround it with some color. Oh, did I say "Surround the White House with some color?" Well, we know how President Grand Wizardo reacts to that! He orders up some gas canisters for his gestapo and heads for his bunker.
Little did I know that there was some additional symbolism afoot. Apparently the new Rose Garden is also a tribute to Melania the Mail Order Bride's hubby and his Moscow handler. How nice.
Please be sure to notice the new white concrete sidewalks. Now Miss Expando Boobs can strut her "kidneys" out in the garden in her 9-inch spike heels no matter what the weather.
When I first saw what the Whore Of Slovenia had done to the classy Jackie Kennedy White House Rose Garden, I figured, well of course! Jackie's version (see left, below) of the garden deliberately offered a variety of flowers in a variety of colors, symbolic of how she saw America. Queen Melanoma's version? Not so much. In kkkeeping with the Trump family vision of America, the new roses come in one color, whites only. Yeah, I know the White House is white. It has been since it was restored after the Brits set torches to it during the War of 1812. It's a big, beautiful solid white edifice but that's all the more reason to surround it with some color. Oh, did I say "Surround the White House with some color?" Well, we know how President Grand Wizardo reacts to that! He orders up some gas canisters for his gestapo and heads for his bunker.
Little did I know that there was some additional symbolism afoot. Apparently the new Rose Garden is also a tribute to Melania the Mail Order Bride's hubby and his Moscow handler. How nice.
Please be sure to notice the new white concrete sidewalks. Now Miss Expando Boobs can strut her "kidneys" out in the garden in her 9-inch spike heels no matter what the weather.
4 Comments:
Public gardens are frequently redesigned. It’s really no big deal. The Jackie Kennedy rose garden was installed around 60 years ago so it wouldn’t be too soon for a new look. I really, really dislike/oppose Trump and am in a state of constant anxiety over the harm he has done to the country but I see no point in the rants re the new garden design. (Also I read the new sidewalk was an effort to make the garden more handicapped accessible, always a good thing. I hope its wide enough.) Bash and trash Melania for any lies she tells/repeats that have consequences for the country.
6:50 Say whatever you want, but the Gorky Park and lack of color symbolism matters and Melania is a master of symbolism right down to the German uniform she wore for her speech. Rant? What rant? Try to develop a sense of humor.
While I agree with Rios, I don't find this funny in the slightest.
Trump clearly aspires to be just like Putin. Look at this photo if you have any doubts.
But honestly the name is ROSE Garden and roses don't go out of style. This is a a disaster.
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