Midnight Meme Of The Day!

by Noah

Dateline Washington, DC, The White House:

The Republican National Committee has announced that 88 lucky Republicans can win a chance to meet President Trump in person and attend a special super-secret maskless meeting during the 2020 Republican Con-Vention. The meeting will take place at an as yet undisclosed location. Once there, the lucky 88 will get the opportunity to rub shoulders with assorted republican luminaries including VP Mike Pence, $enators Lindsey Graham and Mitch McConnell, plus Representatives Jim Jordan and Louie Gohmert. Members of the Sinclair Broadcast Group, Breitbart, One America, the Daily Caller, the Daily Stormer, FOX "News," and InfoWars will also be available for a meet and greet. The 88 winners can also enter a special "Shower With Jim" raffle. At press time, there is no confirmation as to whether or not Q will appear but the group Roger Stone And His Proud Boy Boys will be providing musical entertainment.

Winners will be put up for one free night at The Trump International Hotel. Demon Sex Suites are available on a "first come-first served basis." Entrants are requested to please send a photo (See example above) and a brief monosyllabic essay, (so that White House staffers can understand), explaining why you should be picked. Whites Only! Address entries to: Stephen Miller, The White House, 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, Washington, DC, 20500. Mail early!