Midnight Meme Of The Day!

by Noah

The photo in the above meme indicates one of four possibilities to me:

1. This assclown is trying to assert what he sees as "My constitutional right provoke a fight on board a plane."

2. He only wore a mask so he could get past check-in.

3. He's heard some FOX "News" or Q-Anon conspiracy theory about retinal scans.

4. Like any Republican, he'd prefer not to see reality, especially the reality we are all living in right now in 2020.

Keep in mind that Mr. Assclown could have purchased a MAGA facemask, a real one. It took a long time, but the Trump campaign recently did start making "Make America Great Again" safety masks. Obviously, they are very poor sellers. I know I've never seen one in the wild. That's because the Dear Leader of the Trumpies has never been seen wearing one, so, of course neither has Pence or anyone else in the Kremlin White House. This Mr. Assclown probably figures "Hey, I've got the hat and some MAGA tattoos on various parts of my body so that's just more reason why I don't need a magamask."

Magamasks do come in a lot of variations. You can google them if you're so inclined. They even come in black and flag variations, American, not Confederate or Nazi, at least not yet. Give that time. Many of the magamasks, if not all of them, are probably made in China. Perhaps Ivanka got a swell patent approval deal from Xi Jinping to go along with the others he's given to her.

Personally, I would love to fit Trump supporters with very, very tight fitting black masks that say "I Can't Breathe." They'd definitely miss the irony of that. There is one mask you'd have no problem getting any Republican to wear, though. It's the one pictured right below. I bet you could buy one in the big August Republican soiree in Jacksonville. You just need the secret code word. It's "Apartheid."