Midnight Meme Of The Day!

by Noah

Mike Pence was instructed to wear a mask when visiting the Mayo Clinic last week. It's common sense and standard policy. Ah, but not if you're a Repug! You think those things like policies and laws don't apply to you. Especially if you're a member of the monstrosity known as the Trump administration. Masks? We don't don't need no stinkin' masks! What the hell do we care if some vulnerable patient gets coronavirus and dies. That's just God's way of sayin' the victim wasn't good enough to be apart of the master race!

As an incredibly bogus and lame excuse Pence is still claiming that he didn't wear a mask, not out of contempt for others, but because he wanted to look the other people in the room in the eye when he was talking at them. I guess it's true about the leather mask but even that doesn't work. He knows they have flaps over the eyes that can be lifted. By the way, I note that there appears to be only one woman in the photo and she has her back to him. I guess it makes him nervous if a woman is looking at him. He might start sweating.

So, why no mask, Mr. Mike? Is it just because you do whatever your psycho boss does? I bet it is. He won't wear one so you won't. I'm reminded of the infamous water bottle clip below, augmented by Stephen Colbert. Have you developed a liking for fast food hamberders, too? What would you do if Donnie Psycho insisted that you share some hookers with him. Damn, I wish he would. You'd just drop dead on the spot.