Midnight Meme Of The Day!

by Noah

Truckloads of commandeered disinfectant products and syringes! Screams and chants heard coming from the Oval Office! Tsunamis of suds oozing out of the White House windows! The Trumpanzee has completely flipped his wig (or whatever that is) now as he screams "I alone can fix this! I alone can fix this!" Mike Pence, Kellyanne Conway, and Stephen Miller egg him on: "More Tide Pods, Mr. President! More Lysol! Much more Lysol! Add some Clorox Mr. President! Rudy called. He's sending over some spit and sweat. Newt is donating an eye! Try some Hamberder meat! Go, Mr. President! You da man, Mr. President!" In came a team of Stormy Daniels look-a-like cheerleaders and Pence ran for the door just as Eric was coming in with an elephant tusk. It wasn't pretty.