Midnight Meme Of The Day!

by Noah

President Horseshit:

They say (or should I say "people are saying") that periods of great stress cause an increase in great artistic works. Artists get a little extra inspired by what they see. They need only to choose how they are going to make an artistic statement.

In the world of sculpture, artists use a lot of different mediums for their work. Some use clay. Some use marble. Some use various resins. But to use horseshit, now that is commendable! Just the smell and the "messiness" would be a non-starter or at least daunting to anyone but the most dedicated and inspired artist. However, the artist who who created the work you see today was truly inspired! Bigly, tremendously inspired! This artist has made a very powerful statement; that I can tell you. Believe me.

How often do you see a finished sculpture made out of a medium that so completely matches its subject? To use President Horseshit's own words, you might say the artist who created this sculpture should get a "Noble Prize" for art! Not a Nobel or, more appropriately, a Pulitzer, but a... well, you know the story by now. The man is not only a pile of horseshit, he's illiterate.

We all know that President Horseshit wants to be remembered with a memorial in Washington. He even has the unmitigated gall and delusion to continually compare himself to Abraham Lincoln. He even likes to go to the Lincoln Memorial to do it. How long before he tries to have Lincoln replaced in that big chair with himself? He's that far gone. But, I have a better suggestion. Let's just place the President Horseshit sculpture somewhere on the Washington Mall where it will be in full view of his fellow politicians who voted to keep him in office. We need only to decide whether to spray it with some sort of hardening preservative or just let the Washington rain slowly distort it. Better yet, I would love to see a time-lapse movie of insects slowly eating their way to it's destruction. That's a more apt metaphor for what President Horseshit's supporters have done to this country.