Midnight Meme Of The Day!

by Noah

And don't forget to rake your lungs!

At this point, I would also like to see Republikooks start spreading the fake news amongst themselves that joining a snake handler church cult is the way to go, but, with a twist: Tell them that rattlesnake venom kills the virus. Tell them to put a little extra faith in their god and let those rattlers bite them. Or, how 'bout they just baptize themselves in a river full of 20-foot anacondas? You want sarcasm, Trumpie? Now, that's sarcasm.

I look forward to turning on FOX "News" some night soon and watching Sean and Rudy covering themselves with thousands of black widow spiders.