Midnight Meme Of The Day!

by Noah

To tonight's meme I would add that Trump would also say:

Anyone who wants a lifeboat can get a lifeboat. We have beautiful lifeboats, the best lifeboats.

In the tragic case of the real Titanic, there weren't enough lifeboats so I'll assume that Trump's "beautiful" lifeboats would have "beautiful" holes, and, of course, there will be fewer of them anyway. Not only that, but his creepy grifter son-in-law Jared The Twit would be screaming "Those are ours! Ours!" Then the Fabulous Trumps might offer some seats on a strictly quid pro quo basis. Men first. Put the women and kids in cages below decks.

And, let's not forget that, when it comes down to it and Trump has to chose between the people on the ship or the iceberg, he will do what any psychopath would do. Trump will choose the iceberg. He will root for the iceberg every time. It's what he is. Imagine if he was the CEO of a company that had a whole fleet of, say 50 ocean liners. He'd be stomping his feet and ordering all 50 to sail full steam ahead into the iceberg.