Sunday, April 12, 2020

Midnight Meme Of The Day!

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by Noah

Easter Sunday Thoughts:

Republicans have their Jesus. I have mine.

I like mine.


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7 Comments:

At 7:55 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

if jesus/god didn't drown hitler, pol pot, mao, idi amin, stalin or cheney... he'd never drown trump. But he'd allow JFK, RFK and MLK to be taken much too soon?

that's the problem with human deities. They can be imagined any way you like.. and usually are.

 
At 8:16 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

so... trump finally gets baptized. bfd.

 
At 8:43 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

7:55- Both the ideal Republican Jesus/God of hate, and the traditional Jesus/God wouldn't drown the people you mention but Noah's preferred version of Jesus, if he existed, would drown Trump and all of them. That's the point of his snarky post.

 
At 11:43 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

That would be Noah's opinion, 8:43. As vile as Trump is, if the Xtian verbiage is to be believed, even Trump would be safe.

There is a story told in Japanese media about how a certain group of Japanese was captured as WWII ended. They were kept in a room, and told to write every day. They could choose the topic, and the length. When they felt they had completed their assignment, a "proctor" would read it, usually to crumple it up and order a new essay.

One day, the man featured in the article wrote about the horrible things he participated in against the Chinese people. To make a long story short, soon after this man was returned to Japan. It was early in the 1950s.

If Yeshua the Nazarene really existed, and if he were to meet with Trump, I expect something like this would be the process by which Trump's imprisoned conscience would be reached.

Then he could start on the other assholes of the Swamp.

 
At 12:02 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

yeshua of naz should know, cuz he built him, that trump has no conscience.

but you see, trump's yeshua has no conscience either, because trump's version is created by him and nobody else.

proof that no real yeshua ever existed or ever will.

 
At 1:45 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

8:43, I doubt that you'll see this but if you do, you should have saved your time. The person you addressed lacks a sense of humor, reading comprehension and an understanding of basic wordplay. It was obvious that he didn't get it. I'll be nice and say it's possible that English is his second or third language so some ideas, even simple ones just don't get through. Could be that he just doesn't want them to because it would interfere with his needs.

 
At 8:08 PM, Blogger Bil said...

+1 Ano 1.
"if jesus/god didn't drown hitler, pol pot, mao, idi amin, stalin or cheney... he'd never drown trump. But he'd allow JFK, RFK and MLK to be taken much too soon?"

Let's not forget childhood cancer & brain cancer. WTF.
And the pits in the avocado are WAY too big.

 

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