Midnight Meme Of The Day!

by Noah

Sunday Thoughts

Be not afraid! All ye have to do is print this out and wave it around wherever you go! It's like magic! It's magic! Get some extra points with God and hand out fliers made from this on abandoned street corners as the unbelieving multitudes fail to walk by. Just a hint though; you might have better luck at the beach, especially if you live in some dumbass state like Flor-i-duh where people are more inclined to believe that chanting this nonsense will protect them from a devil of a virus.

By the way, I'm not sure what an "overall virus" is but I'm sure that if you knit yerself a pair of overalls out of Clorox wipes you'll have a wee bit more protection. May I also suggest a facemask soaked in chloroform, too?