Midnight Meme Of The Day!

by Noah

On Thursday October 17th, White House Chief Of Staff Mick Mulvaney went on live national TV and self-immolated faster than some poor suicidal Saigon monk soaked in kerosine. Mulvaney didn't just display the out of control arrogance that got him his job; he confessed about Ukraine for the president and turned himself into the proverbial smoking gun. Who needs tapes when we already have a Ukraine call transcript, witness testimony before the House Intelligence Committee, and now, a live confession by Trump's number one guy? Hint to both houses of congress: Read that last sentence again. Unless, that is, you wish a similar fate. Are you punks feeling lucky? Well, are you?

It wasn't just the further evidence of corruption and abuse of power that Mulvaney supplied with his smug and arrogant "Get over it!" He even managed to throw in his now famous bit about his boss deciding (a decision that Trump is now backing away from) to have the next G7 (or G8) held at his financially troubled and bed bug infested Doral Golf and Porn Palace. The whole thing would have been yet another blatant, in your face violation, a huge one, of e Constitution's Emoluments Clause. It might have even been presented as an additional article of impeachment. Can we throw in the outright treason of asking foreign countries to subvert our elections, too? And by the way, is anyone bothering to wonder what Trump and Kim Jong-un have cooked up about that in their secret behind closed door, no witnesses meetings? North Korea has been playing with our computers for years.

By my count, the just and proper number of potential Articles Of Impeachment is now at least 3, and counting. Let's have none of this just presenting one article and settling for a farce of acquittal in the equally corrupt $enate. Nothing short of impeachment, removal, and life imprisonment will do. Although, in this case, I would be fine with execution by hanging, or, ironically, since republicans have such a love of gunplay, firing squad.

Meanwhile, DWT is proud to present the clip of Mick Mulvaney's soon to be demise below.