Midnight Meme Of The Day!

by Noah

Sunday Thoughts:

Maybe it's the approach of Halloween. Maybe I just wanted to put a smile on Pence's lifeless face, but, last night I had the strangest dream: I rode up to my local Roman Catholic church like this, crashing through the doors, right on up to the front! I leaned the cross I was bearing against the alter and told the alter boys to run out as fast as they can. I handed the presiding priest a piece of paper and showed him where to sign. He foolishly did so and instantly disappeared in a puff of red-tinged smoke as the choir howled and cackled. The air was acrid and a rain of Monsanto Roundup poured down from the ceiling as I zoomed away just in the nick of time. Mission Accomplished.