Tuesday, September 03, 2019

Midnight Meme Of The Day!

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by Noah
Don't you love farce,
my fault, I fear.
I thought you'd want what I want.
Sorry my dear!
But where are the clowns?
Send in the clowns!
Don't bother, they're here!

- From Stephen Sondheim's "Send In The Clowns"
Labor Day has passed. Congress has returned to their den of iniquity/frat house and put their performing suits back on in a vain attempt to mask (vain only to the sentient among us) what what they really are. Washington will now revert to what it considers normal and good. The caretakers of the cesspool have returned!

But, I had a dream last night! My dream was so realistic, for a dream: When I looked at the Capitol building last night, I swear I saw a huge banner that read "Welcome Back, Clowns!!!" "Send In The Clowns" played loudly across The Mall, from the Lincoln Memorial to the Capitol Building! The soundwaves bounced off the reflecting pool all the way up to the heavens. You could hear it on the International Space Station. Every ship in Space Force could hear it. By popular decree, it was the new national anthem! Simultaneously, the faces of Donald Trump and his entire administration swept across the foggy night sky in beams of light like so many bizarro world bat signals.

Today, you can bet the DC clowns are spending a lot of time joking among themselves and trading what they perceive as war stories about having to spend their summer recess talking to the voters instead of the people they really listen to, their scumbag lobbyist money dealers back at the big domed club. "Oh to talk to K Street again!" "Where's the hookers?" "Gimme some of that adderall the president likes so much," they bellow as the glasses clink together.

Now they get back to enabling a madman president who not only puts children in cages and laughs, he plays God and picks out specific children to die of cancer because he feels entitled to do so. THIS is Congress 2019 folks. Insanity, mayhem and death is their business. Fuck these people. Fuck this parade of chimps, assholes, and morons. Start with the dual drum majorettes of Congress, Pelosi and Moscow Mitch who caress and nurture this evil. Hand me a very large weed wacker! Better yet, we should put on suits of our own, hazmat suits, and just march them all into John Cleese's rotating blades, all the while humming "Send In The Clowns," of course.

I have another dream, a dream that, one day, Washington will be judged not by what it wears, not by "The Mask," but by the content of its character, and then dealt with accordingly. This dream is much more unrealistic. So, now, where's that weed wacker? It runs on bile; never needs recharging. Sad.

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9 Comments:

At 12:11 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Don't bogart that joint, my friend! Pass it over to me! It would be nice to have some good thoughts for a while, since that's all there is - and I don't dance.

 
At 6:05 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

"THIS is Congress 2019 folks. Insanity, mayhem and death is their business. Fuck these people. Fuck this parade of chimps, assholes, and morons. Start with the dual drum majorettes of Congress, Pelosi and Moscow Mitch..."

Still cannot see the forest, I see.

you could "weed whack" Pelosi and Moscow mitch. But those who float up to the top to replace them are probably worse. Their PARTIES will see to it.

Maybe some day, this wise one might actually fathom that it isn't the person, it's the fucking party.

I know, hard to discern when so many 10s of millions of the dumbest bipedal flora to ever live keep showing up to affirm those parties. But it's still the parties.

You cannot kill a cancerous tumor by killing a single cell... or even a hundred cells. You have to excise the whole goddamn thing and also kill all the seeds floating around the rest of the organism.

Pick off cells one at a time all you want. the cancer will surely destroy the organism long before your efforts can be noticed.

 
At 6:34 AM, Anonymous Richard Langly said...

I see Mr. Democraps and his faulty reading comprehension are on display again. Noah clearly says "Start with the dual drum majorettes of Congress, Pelosi and Moscow Mitch..." What part of the word "start" does Democraps not understand? In his haste to find something, anything attention getting to say and be his usual nasty and condescending about it, Democraps has not grasped the meaning. He then goes on and on to bore us as usual, all for the attention and to hear himself "talk." I can't wait to see how he twists himself into the ground justifying his statement. He shouldn't bother but he will. He can't help himself. Democraps, you can only prove me wrong by being silent. Which way will the stress of carrying that huge ego or yours around will it be?

 
At 11:10 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Langly must be out of money again. Just head to Republican Party Headquarters, find the stairs to the basement, take a hard right turn and go all the way to the end. Your check awaits you there.

Then have that God Complex Delusion looked at. You think you can tell people what to do again.

 
At 1:06 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

He also failed to read the rest of the post (where in it did it call for the elimination of either/both parties, for instance). myopic thinking and very well-practiced rationalization at work.

A symptom of the dumbfucktard shithole we all must live in... because of the likes of Rich. victimization by the lowest common denominator.

 
At 1:34 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Moscow mitch is far more likely to have statues erected in his effeminate image all over the south than a simple headstone.

 
At 5:31 PM, Anonymous Rios said...

Richard Langly is right again. Richard not only are you right in pointing out Democraps ignoring the word start, Democraps ignored the whole previous paragraph and the theme of the post, all for the sake of his agenda. Also, as you implied, Democraps couldn't stop himself from making another of his nearly incoherent responses. Dementia? Maybe. We can at least say that he isn't a chimp or a moron.

 
At 6:40 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Democraps diatribes are the most boring, stupid and ridiculous statements I have read on any blog in the internet! I'll bet he/she is a lot of fun at parties.

 
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