Sunday, September 29, 2019

Midnight Meme Of The Day!

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by Noah

Sunday Thoughts


Republican Jesus Sez: Behold, I have prepared a place for thee! Forget Mar-a-Lago! The White God's Heaven is the ultimate gated community! In the White God's Heaven there are McMansions and gas-guzzling Lincolns for all. No hybrid or electric cars! In the White God's Heaven, A FOX News TV is never more than 5 feet away and all of your dream conspiracies are real! Plus, y'all get a little red hat with a propeller! In the White God's Heaven, Mike Huckabee, David Duke, Brett Kavanaugh, and Rudy Giuliani each served 2 full terms as president! 20 foot tall statues of segregationists abound! Iran is a crater! The Confederacy won the Civil War and sided with Germany in WW2! Every girl angel is a 10 and every boy angel is Harry Reems with an AK-47 and an M-16!


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3 Comments:

At 5:16 AM, Anonymous Jill said...

Wrong. Harry Reems is too threatening to these guys. It has to be someone older, paunchier, and poorer than they are holding that M-16.

 
At 5:45 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

You left out Sarah Plain as the bikini gun girl in a group shot with Tomi Lahren (Glock in her waistband).

 
At 7:25 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

read the old testament. god loves his xenophobes.

 

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