Midnight Meme Of The Day!
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I wasn't saddened by the news that Moscow Mitch had taken a spill and broken a shoulder. After all, I have a Moscow Mitch voodoo doll in my bigly collection of voodoo dolls. At first I wondered if fellow Kentucky $enator Rand Paul's next door neighbor had decided to be an instrument of karma and pay Moscow Mitch a visit. Or, maybe, I wondered, had Moscow Mitch just slipped on his own bullshit?
But, then, it hit me that I, and you, are paying for Moscow Mitch's medical care when he would happily take ours away. Fuck you Moscow Mitch! Can't you just send your bills to your beloved Russia and ask them to pay them? Oh I know that you would probably pad your bills to make a tidy profit, but, come on Moscow Mitch McTraitor, you know your Russian sponsors would pay them! You know you can just call Russia and name your price!
By the way, Moscow Mitch, I just bought a bunch more pins.
Labels: Kentucky, memes, Mitch McConnell, Moscow Mitch
posted by DownWithTyranny @ 12:01 AM
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We tagged him Moscow Mitch, but his real masters (through his beard wife) are Chinese. China is roaming the world, building diplomatic relationships while Trump and Putin are ply fighting over the hot spots. It's possible that one of Mitch's assignments is to see to it that no one notices the progress China is making.
Good one, Noah. I like the line alluding to his and all Congressmen's free medical care (socialism!) courtesy of the US government and paid for by the American people. Socialism is just fine for Congress when it comes to their personal well being. Just not for the rest of us. Bernie should make a point of harping on this so People get it.
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