Midnight Meme Of The Day!

by Noah

Good satire has more than a ring of truth to it. So, if William Barr's "Justice" Department really did release a picture of the incompetent and buffoonish Sgt. "I Know Nothing!" Schultz and claim that he was Jeffrey Epstein's guard, would it differ at all from our expectations?

If ever there was a time when Barr, Trump's Attorney General/Personal Consigliere, could use some credibility, it's now that Jeffrey Epstein is wandering on his way down to Hell. It remains to be seen that if Hell will even admit Epstein but meanwhile we are stuck with the sick farce that is Jeffrey Epstein's mysterious death. It is a death on Barr's watch since the Metropolitan Correctional Center is within his domain and nothing Barr ever has to say about Epstein's death will ever hold a drop of credibility. At this point, it would be best if William Barr found out exactly how Epstein killed himself (if that, in fact, really is how Epstein's death came about) and took the same route for himself. It this was Japan and Barr had even a trace of honor, he'd have hari-kari'd himself by Saturday night.

It could be seen as too bad for Barr that his role in the whole thing or any of his explanations will always be under a cloud of suspicion but he brought it all upon himself when he sold his soul and made the choice to be Trump's personal lawyer and not the chief lawyer for the United States Of American. He also sold out America and he sold out his credibility. He then made it even worse with his lies about the Mueller Report. All that said, there's absolutely no indication that Barr gives a damn what people with morals and a sense of justice think, as long as he gets paid what he wants. The man is a sleazebag of the first order.

So now, Epstein, the man who could have been the worst threat Barr's pal and mobster-like boss would ever have to face is dead and Barr is left facing derision, plus suspicions and accusations that somehow he was involved. He'll laugh at it all and he'll laugh at the country. Some are now even calling Barr Trump's cleaner, as if consigliere wasn't bad (and accurate) enough. This is what the nation gets when it votes for a complete nutjob for president. Trump knows the "best people."