Midnight Meme Of The Day!

by Noah

Quantum physicists theorize that there are indeed alternate universes. If so, I think I might enjoy living in the one depicted in the above cartoon. In the alternate universe shown here, Trump himself is just about to board the prison bus to be deported to an unknown location. See the freaky Trump hair in the door window and the red tie dragging on the ground?

If I could choose my universe, I might go with one where Trump is very slowly lowered into a vat of lye or perhaps a live volcano. "How do you like your Trumps, sir?" "Nicely cooked," I would reply. "Nicely cooked to eliminate the danger of parasites." Then again, maybe I would just choose a universe where Trump is bundled up and dropped off at New York's Metropolitan Correctional Center. He could be stuffed into the Jeffrey Epstein Memorial Suite, with his entire administration as his neighbors in the cellblock. Oh, how I'd love to see youtube footage of Kellyanne Conway, Stephen Miller, and the rest of them banging their tin cups on the bars, screaming for service!

Instead, we live in a universe where a massively mentally ill head case is running our country for the purposes of personal profit and nurturing his dreams of inflicting maximum cruelty upon as many people as he possibly can. He obviously gets off on this sort of thing or we wouldn't see it every damn day of his administration. He's so sick that, in a total banana republic or Third Reich move, he even directed his I.C.E. gestapo to go to Mississippi and round up 200 people, over 40 of which are legal U.S. citizens, at exactly the same time that he was poorly faking compassion in El Paso and turning El Paso into yet another "it's all about me" moment. And, get this: Many of the people rounded up came from... you guessed it, El Paso! Coincidence? Not a chance! You could almost see the White House staff cackling in their offices.