Midnight Meme Of The Day!

by Noah

Gee, what a surprise. Jeffrey Epstein is silenced. Dead. A whole new conspiracy business opened to the public before the corpse had even cooled. But, as they say, context is everything. So, when you look at the mafia mobster style of Donald Trump and those around him, it's only natural to suspect foul play. It's a case of guilt by lifestyle choice. Trump's whole life has been one of "making things go away." But, there are many other people from the high and mighty class who stand to gain from Epstein's death, suicide or not. When investigating a murder, the first question to ask is usually "Who stood to gain?" The list for this case consists of pervert titans of industry, wall street vermin, prominent and lesser known politicians of various parties and countries, and even a royal prince or two, or three. The fact that Epstein was in a cage made it easy; no "fall from a window" or "mysterious auto accident" needed.

The criminal case against Jeffrey Epstein is over, kaput, but, there are civil avenues for his accusers to pursue, unless they are now too frightened. What kind of estate has he left? Is there even a will. Hell, considering his con man abilities, is there even really much of an estate? This will go on for years, right along with a cottage industry of Jeffrey Epstein conspiracy chat lines, a TV mini-series or two (I'd send in Lt. Columbo), and hundreds of quickie books which will begin flooding the market within the next 10 days, if not sooner. The bad ones will serve to damage the credibility of the good ones. So, it's worth noting that the very first conspiracy explanation for Jeffrey Epstein's alleged suicide came from the White House itself. It came in minutes in the form of a tweet from Trump official and "family friend" Lynne Patton who, not surprisingly, pointed the White House finger at Hillary Clinton under the hashtag #VinceFosterPartTwo. Yeah. They went there. How long before we see Trumpanzee himself on the White House lawn babbling about Epstein's death being another reason why we need to see Hillary's emails? Of course, Trey Gowdy or Lindsey Graham may beat him to it. I expect that we will see weeks of Sean Hannity going on about this angle. His idiocy about the death of Seth Rich will soon pale by comparison.

When Epstein was shown to his new quarters in the New York City's Metropolitan Correction Facility, I made a joke to a friend that there was great irony about putting someone like Epstein in a place called a correctional facility. People like Epstein do not get corrected. They are either acquitted, or serve out their time until death or, hopefully not, get paroled. A couple of weeks ago, when Epstein was found in his cell after what looked to be a suicide attempt, I told my wife, I'll give him a week before he's dead for real and for good because he knows too much that involves too many people. Dark and realistic thinker that I am, I figured hitmen around the world were vying for the job. MI6 and Buckingham Palace? The Oval Office? Some Billionaire that Epstein bilked? Trump's G.R.U. buddies? Kushner's Saudis who killed and dismembered a Washington Post contributing journalist? There's also the fact that the fellow jailbirds that prisoners despise the most are those who are in jail for child molestation. So, who was playing the role of Jack Ruby this time? Who knows? More often than not, the thing that walks like a duck is a duck. We'll never get the straight story on this one. Even if, we did by some miracle' or mistake, the story will not be credible no matter how logical it is. That's because of the context.