Midnight Meme Of The Day!

by Noah

Sunday Thoughts:

Imagine Jesus walking into one of Trump's now patented lynch mob rallies carrying a banner that said any of the three things the Jesus in tonight's meme is saying. Imagine the dark category 10 storm of ugliness: "Lock Him Up!" "Stone Him!" "Send Him Back To Wherever He Came From!" "Love It Or Leave It!" He looks like an Arab!" "Cut Him Up Like Khashoggi!" "Kill Him!" "Crucify HIm!!!" "Who's Got A Spear?!!?"

If Jesus actually did come back and arrived on our shores one day, it's not hard to imagine how much today's republicans would despise everything about him. They make that viciously clear every day. Just watch their actions of Congress, tune into the FOX "News" white supremacists, or listen to any Republican speak for more than a minute and the truth of their hate and hypocrisy always becomes abundantly clear. It wouldn't surprise me if it's a long lost Republican that came up with the story that Jesus never really existed at all since the very idea of the classical Jesus, as opposed to the church and the religion that so poorly uses his name, is an anathema to being what a republican is really all about. That's how much they hate even the very idea of Jesus. "Feed the poor?" "Welcome the stranger?" "Love thy neighbor?" Feeding the multitudes with free loaves and fishes? That's socialism! A Republican subscribing to that? Surely you jest! Plus, if Jesus was real, and not the Republican Jesus, he'd be a brownish-hued guy, so there is that, too! Love they neighbor, my ass. Today's Republicans have quite a bill of particulars for that one: Love the neighbor unless thy neighbor is gay, non-white, trans, old, poor, or not a "Christian." Oh, and Jesus "dresses funny" and doesn't speak 'Murican.

If Jesus was foolish enough to return as is claimed that he one day will, Republicans, at the behest of their high living billionaire pastors, would fight each other to be the first to toss him and his whole family in cages, separate cages, of course. "Here's a frozen loaf of Wonderbread, Mr. Christ! Let's see what you can do with that, Christ-Boy. Try changing that water in the toilet to wine, Christ-Boy!" Imagine the Facebook pages the concentration camp guards would devote to what they'd love to do to Jesus, Mary, and Joseph. It doesn't take any effort at all.