Saturday, May 25, 2019

Midnight Meme Of The Day!


by Noah

Spy vs. Spy: White House CSI Edition:

So... Trump was right all along! There was a spy working for the Eric Holder-run DOJ during the 2016 campaign! Little did Trump know that the spy was often standing right by his side. Now that the spy's identity has been revealed, it might be time to investigate who sent her to chat up Trump and latch onto him all those years ago. Who else was she reporting to?

And how pathetic is it that Trump is still trying to hold her hand? Look at that picture. She's having none of it. If only she had the guts to kick him in the balls and proceed to mash them into the ground with those spike heels, and do it in public, too. Damn. Mike Pence would get all bigly hot and bothered. Go ahead, Melania. Do it. Be Best, Melania! Do it for the world!

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At 7:01 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

whether there was any "spying" on trump's campaign or not, it came to nothing because obamanation is shit. He also knew about Russian hacking and facebook bot'ing and did absolutely nothing about either.

The campaign was open about suborning Russian help. trump implored for that help in public speeches. trump signed checks for the pornstar payoff. what more does one need?

If I missed the 'news' about melania spying on her Nazi hubby, my bad. But this is just silly.

At 9:26 AM, Anonymous Langston Roberts said...

7:01's comment is a good example of facetiousness not translating well to Pashto or Russian. Who's to say that Melania isn't a Deep Throat in more ways than one?

At 11:03 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

If Melania didn't have such a cushy gig, she'd have done as advised long ago. She's just waiting for her share of the estate so that she can live well the rest of her life.

At 1:51 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Langston, based on reliable first-hand testimony, Melania has never HAD to "deep" throat anything... unless she's had others perhaps.

It's silly because if Melania was going to betray the orange toadstool, she'd have done it already. She's staying and praying that his heart blows like the Hindenburg so she isn't left holding that prenup.

If the prenup is so bulletproof that Stormy Daniels can't let her walk with some spoils... it's her own damn fault for signing it.

Who knows, maybe she really is so damaged that she loves that despicable fat fuck.

At 2:37 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

You may be right, 1:51. Being Trump's beard has to pay better than being a nude model. Women have such hatred for those who can actually make a living doing that, but the social costs are horrendous. At least as First Lady, she can expect a measure of respect that she wouldn't get otherwise.

At 7:15 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think a lot fewer would respect her for being married to that horrid beast.

I would respect her infinitely more for being a nude model, except she used that as a doorway to her meal ticket and wealthy lifestyle.

If that's all she was after... no respect. May she live a truly miserable life with her choice.


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