Midnight Meme Of The Day!

by Noah

Sunday Thoughts:

Now that their raving lunatic leader Donald Trump has gone and claimed that windmills cause cancer, it's only a matter of time before his fellow inmates in Republican Jesusville start attributing all sorts of things to "evil windmills." Wind power is the new "Great Satan" of the sick Republican Hive Mind.

I can see Mike Pence and Lindsey Graham suffering great pangs of inner conflict. I can see Alex Jones' Info Wars and "FOX News" doing hours and hours on the topic. Senile Lou Dobbs will shake his fist at the winds and blame "the gays" for a destructive F4 tornado in Oklahoma. Pat Robertson, with his history of blaming gay people for all of society's ills, will be a special guest on Hannity, replacing fellow asylum denizen Rudy Giuliani. Maybe even both loons will appear together with Sean a couple of nights per week. Wouldn't that be special? FOX And Fiends will be all in just like they were with that fake story about the Los Angeles Police zooming around LA with jet packs on their backs, Obama being born in Kenya, etc. Tucker Carlson will start sweating profusely and call upon a contractor to seal all of his windows shut permanently. Then, one night, live on the air, he'll start panicking and screaming about the breeze of the air conditioning in the TV studio. The screen will go blank black and then be replaced by a rainbow test pattern accompanied by the steady hum of wind turbines, thus proving the conspiracy was true all along, at least in the minds of these sickos.