Midnight Meme Of The Day!

by Noah

Well, after 50 years, Cadet Bone Spurs is finally off to Viet Nam this week. Let's all congratulate him for finally making it! (For any Russian troll types out there, that's called sarcasm, a nuance they apparently don't teach in Moscow's foreign language schools.) Trump is paying a visit to his new financial interest and homicidal love Kim Jong-un, a man he no longer considers a threat to America and now considers a personal real estate opportunity worth sacrificing our security for. To the limited reptile mind of Trump, Central Americans with only the clothes and babies on their backs are a far bigger threat to America than a lunatic with undeveloped beach front property and nukes.

...they have great beaches...Boy look at that view, wouldn't that make a great condo behind...you could have the best hotels in the world right there...You have South Korea, you have China, and they own the land in the middle. How bad is that, right? It's great.

The above quote is excerpted from Traitor Don's endorphin-engorged comments after his first glorious private date with Kim back in June. We always knew Trump would put the bank accounts of his family criminal enterprise way ahead of The United States Of America. What we were a little slow to pick up on was what the phrase "Rocket Man" really meant in Trump's nocturnal dreams. It turns out that Trump was an easy score for Kim Jong Un. Kim learned from the best, Vladimir Putin, that Trump's sick ego craves flattery and praise. A few nice letters on some nicely scented paper were all it took to set those fat orange cheeks all a quiver. I bet Kim didn't even have to send flowers, before or afterward.

And, man, I bet Pence is so jealous he could spit.

A suggestion: When Trump and his plane load of Russian assets and agents attempt to return to the U.S. from the trip, ICE, backed by our military, should seize and secure Air Force One, dump the human contents into cages, and ship the cages from Hai Phong harbor to Vladivostok aboard the slowest-moving freighter they can find. Hell, just strap 'em to a barge. Putin can pick them up in Vladivostok. The Trump Administration would obviously be much happier if they were sent to Russia and so would we. They could all live in a new Siberian Trump Gulag Hotel. Oh, and just make sure the seas are very choppy and the waves are really starting to heave when they're shipped out.