Midnight Meme Of The Day!

by Noah

Sunday Thoughts:

AOC is a witch? Ah, the Republican mind! It idles stuck on Bizarro World where love is hate and hate is love unrevealed. How else to explain their bizarre, dark (and potentially dangerous) obsession with Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez? How else to explain Repug Christonuts making themselves the Devil's Workshop and projecting their inner demons as a lame explanation of the existence and behavior of others. Hell, I bet before too long republicans will get to pulling their blow-up dolls out of the closet and futilely trying to dressing them up to look like Ocasio-Cortez. It's what they will do with them then that's the question. I predict that they will sweat themselves to a point of acute dehydration and further mental breakdown trying to decide what to do. Here's David Kubal, president of the Republican religious right group Intercessors For America as he explained how Rep. Ocasio-Cortez is connected to a coven of witches in big bad dark mysterious New York City. To some folks, apparently AOC is Rosemary's baby herself.

It's been widely publicized that there is a coven of witches that cast spells on President Trump 24 hours a day, seven days a week. This particular coven is found in the southern portion of New York City...So right in the middle of all this, the southern district, in the middle of where these witches are doing the 24/7 spell casting, we find the territory of Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez.

Kubal, like so many Republicans, has obviously exceeded the timing on his day pass out of the asylum. He adds:

Her district is in the center of all of this going on. Is this a coincidence? Maybe... Is there an evil thread running through this area...

Kubal came up with his desperately important message for his Republican brethren immediately after meeting with Republican Congressman Jody Hice of Georgia's 10th district. Lindsey Graham and Louis Gohmert have nothing on this guy. I'm guessing they love Jody down there in Deliverance land. Rep. Hice is also a Republican talk radio show host, and, a Southern Baptist pastor. I guess seeing AOC in the halls of Congress has Hice mightily disturbed and disconcerted. Ya know, Republicans just can't handle the presence of a smart, confident, attractive young woman with constructive ideas. Yeesh! The reaction to AOC by some of the Democratic leadership is bad enough, but Republicans look at AOC and they start sweatin', seein' demons, and hearin' them voices. Those voices make it clear to Republicans that demons and witches are, in Kubal's words, "operating through the likes of Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez."

These people like Rep. Hice walk through the halls of Congress. They walk among us. It's only a matter of days before some Republican says, right out in public, that the veeerry scary new female representatives in their midst be burned at the stake. The Republican Party is an entire party of medieval village idiots, elected by their own kind. Can't you just picture what a political rally in Georgia's 10th district must look like? All Confederate flags, real excessive moonshine intake, inbreeding, and, by nightfall, they're all putting on the sheets and hoods and screaming about Latina's, Muslims, and "the blacks" in Congress. "Them is witches up thar in Washington! Witches, I tell ya! Witches! Demons!"

Oh and maybe someone should tell these kooks that Ocasio Cortez's district is in Queens and part of The Bronx (northern, not southern NYC). What's in southern New York City? The Wall Street Financial District (Demons of a different kind). There was a witch down there once, over a hundred years ago. Her name was Hetty Green. You could look her up.