Midnight Meme Of The Day!
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Sunday Thoughts:
Damn, I love Republican Jesus! Hell, his mutant form of Christianity, aka-- his message of hate-- sure makes Republicans feel all nice, warm, and superior. You might even say holier than thou! Let's just take a look at the Republican mantra of Thoughts and Prayers. Sure, Republicans preach about no regulating and personal responsibility, but Thoughts and Prayers mantra is the Republican cure for all things under heaven. They'll chant and chant it to you for 40 days and forty nights and then just start a new cycle of the same, again and again. You know it sure makes them feel better!
Republikooks will tell you straight to your face, if they have to, that Thoughts and Prayers is the answer to all things, and I can't help but think of a few big problems that the good old mantra of Thoughts and Prayers will easily solve. Think not? Trust me. Just trust me. Believe in Republican Jesus. After you read my list, you, too, will be convinced that Thoughts and Prayers can solve any problem. In fact, you'll be left wondering why Republicans haven't tried it for their big wall of hate and bigotry. Problem solved! Non-existent or not. It's a miracle!
1. School Shootings: Solution: Thoughts And Prayers!
2. Global Warming. Solution: Thoughts And Prayers! The End Times are just around the corner anyway!
3. Polluted streams. Solution: Thoughts And Prayers!
4. The New York Jets have not been to the Super Bowl in 50 years. Solution: Thoughts And Prayers!
5. H.I.V. research costs: Solution: Thoughts And Prayers! Oh, wait. Republicans don't want an H.I.V. cure. They just want you to "Pray Away The Gay!"
6. Paychecks for federal workers. Solution: Thoughts And Prayers! Oh, yeah, and selling all your worldly possessions on ebay, baby sitting, and bake sales! Let everybody eat cake!
7. A treasonous Manchurian President? Solution: Hear no evil. See no evil. Speak no evil! And of course, Thoughts And Prayers! Lots of Thoughts And Prayers, but only if you think treason is bad which, I guess, leaves Republicans out.
So, Republicans, why not your Thoughts And Prayers for that wall you want? It worked for Jesus with that loaves and fishes thing. How do I know? The Buy-Bull told me so! Think of all the money you could save! And you could spend all those billions on yourselves, which is what you'd rather do anyway.
Labels: memes, Republican Jesus, Republican Religion, Trump's wall
posted by DownWithTyranny @ 12:01 AM
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The New York Jets have not been to the Super Bowl in 50 years. Solution: Thoughts And Prayers.
Hahahaha ain't that the truth.
you guys just don't get it.
when a Nazi says "thoughts and prayers", he's lying.
"thoughts and prayers" is Nazi-speak for "I just don't give a flying fuck".
ok? got it now?
7:56, They say the ability to comprehend facetiousness, sarcasm, or nuance is a test of intelligence, that it separates those with an above 100 IQ from those with a sub-100 IQ. You have failed the test again.
it seems I passed. it seems YOU failed. I've understood the coded meaning of "thoughts and prayers" since I first heard it when I was in kindergarten.
now, shall we discuss "states' rights" or "democratic congress"?
12:19, Thank you for proving my point one more time.
But WHAT are their thoughts and WHAT are they praying for, exactly?
It's rather simple, Mary and Phil: Trumpiness IS Godliness, and Christian Sharia Law over America. They just can't wait to trigger the Rapture.
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