Midnight Meme Of The Day!

by Noah

It was appalling enough when Republicans rushed to rename Washington International Airport after Reagan minutes after he died. That was pretty low, but Trump has made old senile, affable Ronnie Raygun somehow look, if not good, almost acceptable as a president, one of the worst presidents for sure, but, almost, a president. So, what will Republicans do when Trump improves the world by leaving it? Obviously, Republicans love Traitor Don. They love everything he stands for. There's nothing Trump can do that will offend or upset a republican and he has proved it on a daily basis. They won't even vote to protect the Mueller Investigation. Even the idea of selling America out to foreign adversaries is just peachy with the Republican Party.

So, why wouldn't Republicans name an airport after their dear leader? Hell, would it shock you if they voted to rename the Moon after Trump?

George H.W. Bush already had an an aircraft carrier commissioned with his name on it in 2009 (not that he deserved the honor). Likewise the USS Ronald Reagan carrier was commissioned back in 2003, but, to me, it seems better, nicer too, to do these things while the person is still alive like they did with the recently departed George H.W. That brings to my mind a big question, two big questions in fact: 1) Should we name something after Trumpanzee right now? And, 2) If so, what? Wine? Well there was a Trump Wine. That quickly went out of business. An airline? That failed too. A football franchise? Nope. Virtually no one remembers the New Jersey Generals, and for good reason. The list of things that have been named after Trump, including his sick joke of a presidency have all failed and failed miserably. Everything named after Trump disappears. Gone.

Ah, I have it! Let's change the name of cancer!