No, Trump, Jr. Didn't Give Vanessa Crabs-- She's Divorcing Him Because He's A Scrooge And Whoremonger

Last week, Donald Trump, Jr (AKA- Fuck-Up, Jr) has been busy warring with PETA, the Department of Justice, SpongeBob, and the Midtown Tavern in Bozeman, Montana, which told him that he and his whore, Gavin Newson's and Fox News' discarded trash, Kimberly Guilfoyle, that they're not welcome to dine there. Which might make you ask, how did Fuck-Up, Jr end up with Guilfoyle. Isn't he married?

In 2005, Jr. married a cast-off of Saudi prince Khalid bin Bandar bin Sultan Al Saud's, model Vanessa Kay Haydon. Now they have 5 children-- Kai Madison, Donald John III, Tristan Milos, Spencer Frederick and Chloe Sophia. The Trump-like Trump Jr. had proposed to her with a $100,000 ring that he got for free from a jeweler in exchange for proposing in front of paparazzi outside of the jeweler's store in a New Jersey mall. Vanessa filed for an uncontested divorce, but later it turned out to be contested after all. Child custody was settled quickly but they're still fighting over money.

Vanessa Trump endured her husband’s philandering for years, but only filed for divorce last month as she and her family recently shared in a multi-million dollar windfall related to her late father’s investments, The Post has learned.

...With her family’s newfound financial security, an emboldened Vanessa, 40, finally filed for divorce from Trump Jr.

“There have been numerous affairs,” said the source. “This divorce has been in the works for a long time.”

The divorce is contested, according to a source close to the family, and lawyers from both sides are currently in negotiations over the custody of the couple’s five young children.

They are also wrangling over their prenuptial agreement-- the same one used by President Trump in his marriages, the source told The Post.

...In 2010, while Vanessa, a former model and actress, was pregnant with the couple’s third child, Trump Jr. allegedly had an affair with Aubrey O’Day, a singer and former Playboy model whom he met while she was starring in NBC’s The Celebrity Apprentice. The reality show was hosted by Trump Jr.’s father. Trump Jr. was an “advisor” on the program.

Although there were whispers that Jr. caught crabs that he transmitted to Vanessa while he was running around with prostitutes, others say the divorce had little to do with his sexual peccadilloes had more to do with how cheap he is.

One friend said, “He gives her very little help and has been keeping her on a tight budget. She doesn’t live a lavish life and can very rarely pick up a check at dinner.”

A second source told Page Six, “Don Jr. was never generous with money. Vanessa has had to rely on her mother for financial help for her personal needs.”

..“They were having problems before they even got married. People were telling her not to marry him before the wedding,” the source said. “She was interviewing divorce lawyers before [Trump’s presidency]. No one thought he’d win. He won and she decided to stay until his term is over. But she just couldn’t stand it anymore.”

A spokesperson for Vanessa also denied she had vowed to stay while President Donald Trump was in office. She said, “Decisions that she and Don have made on their marriage have nothing to do with politics.”