Midnight Meme Of The Day!

by Noah

Scott Pruitt, one of Trump's "Best People" and uber Swamp Thing is gone. It's a nice bit of news but that news has to be tempered with the fact that the new cretin will be every bit as bad, if not worse, for America and the world. The new EPA clown will probably be more clever at hiding his scandals. How could he not be? He'll also probably be better at not drawing so much attention to himself while he continues the Republican Party agenda of destroying the planet for fun, profit, and personal gain. In other words: Meet the new douchebag, same as the old douchebag.

There will always be questions about Scott Pruitt. Questions like: Why is Oklahoma still in the United States, and, how much loot did Pruitt take with him? Did he take his cone of silence? Did he find a taker for a sublet of his $50 a night apartment? Does his used mattress from Trump's Hooker Hotel go with him or is it left behind for his former EPA cohorts to sniff?

I imagine Pruitt leaving his office wearing a hugely oversized heavy coat in Washington's mid-90s July heat and humidity, the coat's inner booster pockets stuffed with all manner of illicit gains. With Pruitt, you can probably follow the money trail easily enough, since it was probably falling out of his overstuffed pockets and the back of his truck all the way home to Oklahoma which, thanks to his efforts, will be a dustbowl once again and, this time, for all time.

By the way, Pruitt was spotted driving back home in this