Midnight Meme Of The Day!

by Noah

Dear Kentucky,

Ask not what you can do for your $enator. Ask what your $enator can do for you. Yeah, well, forget that. Mitch McConnell has achieved Banana Republic status. His willingness to cement that status by being complicit in Trump's treasonous presidency is evident on a daily basis.

Most who go to Washington only go for personal gain, not any sense of altruism, but if Mitch stays in the $enate much longer, he just might make it from 11th richest to #1. With Mitch, the money has rolled in and in and in. Tsunamis of it. He has mysteriously become fabulously wealthy; laughing at us all the way to the bank you might say. I guess he's done very well investing his salary (paid for by us) very, very shrewdly. I'm sure it's all on the up and up. Don't you think so? Imagine if the American public paid you the reader the same salary (The official one of $193,400 for a $enate Majority Leader) Mitch gets. You'd see it add up to mega millions too, right? Especially if you had to bear the absurdly high cost of living in Washington? Yes, there's his wife's family fortune, but still, let's just say he's done unusually well regardless.

Next thing you know, we might hear that the Deutsch Bank Laundromat is involved in handling his finances like it is with so many other people connected to the Trump Crime Family. He's even got his wife-beard a cushy job as part of the Trumpanzee Dream Team of Fascists. Her name is Elaine Chao and she "serves" as Secretary of the Department of Transportation. She arrived here as a 3-year-old immigrant from Taiwan, perhaps on one of her father's ships.

In the world of my dreams, Chao has to, one day soon, quickly arrange the hubby's transportation to some country we don't have an extradition treaty with, maybe a place like Taiwan, or Russia. He doesn't make it. A Steven Seagal character intervenes.