Midnight Meme Of The Day!

by Noah

Smells Like Ass

Since Saturday Night Date Night is upon us, you may want to consider this fabulous product. At first, I thought it might be fake, but then I noticed that 'Colusion' is misspelled, just like Señor Trumpanzee spells it. So, it must be real. But I doubt it's really a Ralph Lauren product. I bet it's really 'Colusion' by Ivanka. It would make sense for her to use a pseudonym, since sales have rightly plummeted for any products with her name on them.

Probably removes paint and kills crabgrass, too.