Midnight Meme Of The Day!

by Noah

What would Traitor Don have to say to Osama bin Laden in some alternate timeline, in secret 'one on one only' meeting? Would it be "Just don't fly any planes into my Trump Towers" or would it be something else; something to do with Kushner properties in Manhattan or Ivanka's shoe factories in China? Would Traitor Don just be treasonous enough to cover up for bin Laden by saying he asked bin Laden if he was behind the 9/11 attacks and bin Laden said no, so he believed him? Who would Señor Trumpanzee believe and support; our intelligence people or bin Laden? Would he send our military personnel to Afghanistan in an act of retribution, or would a new bin Laden-financed Trump Tower-Kabul be going up as you read this?

Step back and imagine a world where Traitor Don had been our president at other times in our history instead of right now. Why not imagine Trump as president back in 2001? After all, he had first thought of running for president in 1998 or so. Or what if the Diaper Don had been our president in 1980? Would he have wanted Russia to "tear down that wall" or would he have taken a different stance? What if Comrade Trump had been president in place of Bush, of Reagan, of JFK, or FDR?

The real present time "President" Trump is a bad enough "president" and even worse humanoid so we don't really need to wonder what Trump would be like if he had been our president at other points in our nation's history but, hey, it pays to learn from history, even if it seems to come from some other weird dimension that's every bit as weird as our own. We know damn well how bad Trump would be in another historical timeline because we're living in this one. Trump as a "president" in another timeline would be (and I don't mean wouldn't) just as frightening as the "President" Trump in our own horrific reality where Trump has repeatedly praised and embraced Vladimir Putin; even covered up for him and equated the character of our intelligence people with the character of Putin himself.

So, with all of this in mind, I present to you the first two in a series of "Alt History Pres. Trumps Of The Past" memes, because the reality we live in is so bad that it's at least a little comforting to know that other Americans, somewhere, sometime, may have shared our misery even before we did. And, of course, even in such alternate universes, FOX "News" is known as The Treason Channel. They wouldn't have it any other way (and I don't mean would).