Midnight Meme Of The Day!

by Noah

OMG! OMG! OMFG!!! Yes, a book cover can be a meme! It can be a meme without even trying. Believe it or not, this is a real book! It is actually a book you can purchase and, if you are inclined to self-flagellate your very soul, you can read it. How many of God's mushrooms do you have to be tripping on in order to actually believe that President Trump is all down fuzzy warm with Jesus? As evidenced time and time again, Trump, whose supporters (pray for charred their souls) really do see as a new Jesus, has a faith, but, if anything, it is a faith in The Devil. Personally, I doubt that Mr. Orange Spray Tan has any faith at all. He's way, way too wrapped up in himself. Donnie is all about Trump. The reflective side of his mirrored shades faces inward, although the reflection can't go very deep.

The book's title, The Faith Of Donald Trump doesn't exactly roll off the tongue, does it? In fact, you can be forgiven by Jesus if it makes you vomit in the back of your throat. This book is destined to be kindling for burning the souls of Trump's supporters. Talk about irony.

The book was written by a radio evangelist (yeah, I know what you're thinkin') named David Brody, who, I guess has delussionally dedicated himself to the works of Lucifer, and a Southern Baptist pastor named Scott Lamb (if that's his real surname). Regardless, say no more. This book isn't a MAD Magazine parody. It is simply an unconscious one. This book begs for snarky Amazon reviews and, if I was Jeff Bezos, I'd be writing them myself. Can you imagine Donald Trump getting down on his knees in the oval office for anyone but Vladimir Putin? I can't.

But enough of what I have to say. What might Jesus say? Unlike those who voted for Trump, I don't ordinarily claim to hear voices of gods in my head or speak for Jesus, but, according to Matthew, we can conjecture:

Beware of false prophets, who come to you in sheeps clothing, but inwardly they are ravenous wolves.
You will know them by their fruits. Do men gather grapes from thorn bushes or figs from thistles?
Even so, every good tree bears good fruit, but a bad tree bears bad fruit.
A good tree cannot bear bad fruit, nor can a bad tree bear good fruit.
Every tree that does not bear good fruit is cut down and thrown into the fire.
Therefore by their fruits you will know them.

-from The Book Of Matthew, Chapter 7:15-20 (New King James version)

So what about these fruits of Trump and his party:

What are the fruits of eliminating healthcare for millions of Americans?
What are the fruits of ending even the light regulations we had, regulations designed to help clean our air and water of carcinogens?
What are the fruits of starting trade wars with other nations, even our allies such as Canada, Britain, and Germany?
What are the fruits of demonizing and banning Muslims?
What are the fruits of separating children form their parents?
What are the fruits of deporting young people from the only country they have ever known and loved; young people who have so much to offer?
What are the fruits of ending Medicare and Social Security?
What are the fruits of saying you are for "ordinary Americans" while catering only to billionaires?
What are the fruits of emboldening your white supremacist followers, calling them "very fine people." even hiring them in your administration?
What are the fruits of abandoning refugees at our airports and borders, even sending them back to their deaths at the hands of gangs, cartels, and governments?
What are the fruits of fooling the populace into thinking you are saving their jobs at places like Carrier, knowing you have no intention to do so?
What are the fruits of endless pathological lying to the world?
What are the fruits of hiring the insane to speak for you nightly and daily on national TV?
What are the fruits of being elected to serve Americans yet only serving your own bank accounts and foreign adversaries?
What are the fruits of being so mentally ill, self-centered, narcissistic, and constantly dividing Americans and setting them against each other?

The tree is very bad indeed. Obviously, those who wrote the book know nothing about Jesus and, in fact, hold him in disdain. The Faith of Donald Trump is available in many bookstores, on the fiction shelf, hopefully. And soon, the remainder table. Russian toilet paper after that.