Midnight Meme Of The Day!

by Noah

VARIATIONS ON A THEME

Señor Trumpanzee:

"Kim is a great negotiator. Tremendous guy. Great sense of humor. Very talented guy. His people love him, especially the ones he hasn't killed yet. I salute his generals and will do so again when they invade our ally South Korea. My Chinese and Russian pals see a new day of grand appeasement now that I have said we won't have any more "war games" in the region. They love me. People are saying. Great ratings. I salute their generals too. And boat guys. Kim's people stand at attention when he speaks. Me want my people do same. I love Kim's hair. I asked him what gel he uses. He gave me a jar of it. Wonderful guy. Looking forward to building Trump hotels on North Korea beaches. Have you seen their beaches? Beautiful beaches. Tremendous beaches. Kim say I can build Mar-a-lago East now. With basketball court for him and Dennis Rodman."

"Kim say he knows how to hack every electronic device in the world. I asked if he can hack American voting machines in 2018 and 2020. He smiled. Kim has a beautiful smile. Did you see his smile? He murders journalists. Great guy. Did you know they call resorts gulags over there? Tremendous. Kim is president for life. If I was president for life, that would be a tremendous, beautiful thing. I've shown I know the best people. Kim is one of those."