Midnight Meme Of The Day!

by Noah

By the time you read this, Señor Trumpanzee will have landed in Singapore for his meeting with fellow total nutboy Kim Jong-un. No, his wife Melania isn't traveling with him. Instead, he has taken along his TV wife, Sean Hannity, really.

The fact that Trump thinks he is entitled to a Nobel Prize just for meeting with Kim, let alone actually accomplishing anything of significance for humanity, has been talked about for weeks now. Trump craves the attention a Nobel would garner. He longs to bask in the award's glow. He is desperate for a Nobel, any Nobel, if only because President Obama got one. Whether or not any previous Nobel winners actually deserved a Nobel is of no consequence to a sicko megalomaniac like Donald J. Trump. He dreams obsessively of a Nobel. He thinks that a major award would gain him the respect he dreams about but will never earn. It's all part of the same psychosis that makes him constantly tell us about his huge crowds, his huge electoral victory, his "most successful" administration ever, "people are saying great things about me," etc., etc. and on and on and on and on.

Well, I did think of one "major award" we at DownWithTyranny could give him, and tonight we can give you a picture of it: The Nobel Prize For "Dating" Porn Stars." It's an award that will trigger many happy memories for the man who has to pay $130,000 for sex. We present it in "honor" of Trump's trip to Singapore, a place that is perfect for him, if only because the concept of human rights is barely even acknowledged. Trump, Singapore and Kim Jong-un, the three just go together.

In case you're somehow not familiar with the origin of this award's design, the clip form Jean Shepherd's A Christmas Story will clear that up. In the movie, the "major award" is given to a hapless suburban father who is only identified as Old Man Parker. Why he gets the "major award" isn't exactly 100% clear, and, Parker isn't the brightest guy in the world, but, unlike Trump, he is a good man.

Bask in the glow of your leg lamp Nobel, Donnie. Put it in the window behind you desk in the oval office. The next time a Russian spymaster drops by, you can tell him all about your "major award." Maybe he can even rig it so it will pee on you whenever you touch it.