Thursday, May 17, 2018

Midnight Meme Of The Day!


by Noah

I suppose that the the mystery of why the world is being inflicted with the presence of SeƱor Trumpanzee could be explained by his escaping from a cage in a UFO. Was he being carted away by aliens attempting a benevolent act on humanity's behalf? Or, is he an alien himself? If it is the later, there's a special irony in the fact that over 60 million fools who get real uncomfortable, if not angry, when they encounter a name that's "different" or "funny," voted for an alien; illegal or not.

Who knows the truth here? The Smoking Man? Fox Mulder? Good cartoonists have a talent for lifting veils and getting right to the core of our reality. This particular cartoon could explain a lot: Kellyanne Conway? Jeanine Pirro? Rudy? Are they all aliens or just creatures that escaped the net as the folks who crashed at Roswell attempted to improve humanity's chances? Next time you see a picture of Mitch McConnell, Sarah Huckabee Sanders, or Don Jr., take a real good look. I'm in no way disparaging any creature, human or not, for its physical appearance, but, man, when I see some of these people drift across my TV screen, I see alien shapeshifters that can barely keep their disguises together.

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At 5:33 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Noah, April Fools Day was over a month ago. Halloween is months away yet. Get back to work.

At 5:58 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

The horrible irony here is that trump is actually a paragon of Americans' values.

He's an obese, stupid, ignorant, inarticulate, racist, misogynist, narcissistic, megalomaniacal, self-worshipping, lying asshole sexual predator.

This *IS* America.

At 8:56 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Gee, I know what you mean. I long for the day when we had a half-black, cool hipster dude who proudly huckstered Hops and Change while proving neither and bombing brown people to smithereens with a smile on his face. Good Times!

At 10:44 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

8:56, I feel you. But Americans' were still what I described even then... adding gullible to the list, of course.

As long as americans are such shit, how can we possibly ever have a decent elected government... except totally by accident.

At 7:26 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's no accident that America has such terrible government. This was the plan when Reagan was foisted on us, and each subsequent presidency made things worse. The people are less intelligent than at any time since public education became the norm, and money has more control of public affairs than any time since the rise of the Gilded Age. This was the plan, and the plan has been realized. We are but a (manufactured) crisis away from fascist dictatorship.

At 11:55 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

ohmygosh... I forgot greedy. If americans all through the ages have had one commonality, it is greed.

So add greed at least once to the list of "fine" qualities that americans are so proud to display.


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