Midnight Meme Of The Day!
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Well, it looks like Laura "Ms. Alt-Right Lobotomy" Ingraham will be needing a new job. Hope Hicks has vacated her job as White House Communications Director, so I'm sure there's a job waiting for Laura there, if she wants it. She has the advantage of coming from FOX "News" so Senor Trumpanzee will love that, and her white supremacy bonafides are blatant so she's a natural fit with Gen. Kelly, Stephen Miller and the rest of Trump's racist crackpots that fill out what's left of the staff at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave. You can bet that Paul Ryan and Mitch McConnell and their evil ilk would push for her, and her recent inhuman attacks on the Parkland shooting survivors will also get her major references from the NRA so, she's a shoe-in, unless there's a porn star waiting in the wings or Putin sends someone from a Moscow whorehouse.
The only questions remaining are: 1) Can Ingraham goose step tirelessly in high heels, and 2) Will her shoulder socket hold up from all the straight-arm saluting she would be required to do?
posted by DownWithTyranny @ 12:01 AM
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her shoulder won't have to do much. She might get carpal tunnel from all the jerking and grabbing her own pussy though.
Yes to both questions, Noah. I also wouldn't put it past her to be qualified to keep the Trumpmeister satisfied - and take that any way you choose.
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