Midnight Meme Of The Day!

by Noah

The word is that Señor Trumpanzee wants his $30,000,000 penis compensation parade of mighty missile might on Veterans Day. It's the least he can do to sort out the problems of caring for our veterans, so, the least is exactly what he's doing. But, really our vets have nothing to do with it. As always, it's all about Trump. Cadet Bone Spurs doesn't have a caring or patriotic bone in his bloated body.

Maybe Señor Trumpanzee will even invite his crazy brother from another mother, Kim Jong-un. Would it surprise you if they both stood there, together on the Pennsylvania Avenue reviewing stand while the rockets rolled by? I wouldn't be surprised if they got matching haircuts, wore $150 "Trump, The Real Rocket Man" shirts, and announced that their deal includes gold-tipped Trump Towers all over North Korea. What a fine tribute that would be to all our vets who served in the Korean War, eh? Meanwhile, Trump will turn to his new buddy and say, "See, mine's bigger than yours."