Midnight Meme Of The Day!
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Suppose Ivanka Trump came into your house. How would you react? What would you say? What might you ask her? I've thought of many possibilities. Here they are:
1. Come on in, Ms. Kushner! We're snake handlers here. We're just about to begin! Hey, this girl likes diamonds. Hand her that big ol' diamondback!
2. Has your father ever assaulted you?
3. How do you sleep at night?
4. If Melania wanted to escape to Argentina, would you help her?
5. How can you remain silent about your father's attitude towards women? How do you rationalize it?
6. What were your thoughts when your father boasted that he walks into dressing rooms of naked underaged girls at his "beauty pageants?"
7. How often do you plan on visiting your husband in jail?
8. What's Putin really like, nudge, nudge?
9. Maybe you would just treat Ivanka like any intruder and blow her face off, with a weapon purchased with a gun show loophole, of course.
10. Would you tell her "Make sure you clean the baseboards."
11. Sorry 'bout all the dishes. Quite a party last night.
12. Damn. I asked for a red head.
posted by DownWithTyranny @ 12:01 AM
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Noah, here's something for you.
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/shortcuts/2017/jun/28/fake-news-magazine-covers-donald-trump-couldnt-make-up-time
"Get the fuck out".
On a physical level, I think Ivanka looks good. But as I have never had good luck with such women, I'd probably invite her to return from whence she came, as I have also learned that guys like me are only for using until her needs are satisfied. I'd rather not, thank you very much.
Dear VG, Thanks for the link! Fake Trumpanzee covers are HUYUUGE.
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