Midnight Meme Of The Day!
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Dear Donnie, If you really want to be praised for an action you took in your heinous life; if you really want to be considered a patriot: Do it! Do it now!
If only. If Señor Trumpanzee would take that step tonight! Black Friday would never be known as Black Friday again. It would be something like VE Day was in 1945; much celebration in the streets, and so much relief and happiness in so many homes across America. We could call the Friday after Thanksgiving "National Euphoria Day." If he'd join hands with Republicans in Congress and they would all jump like a bunch of lemmings, even better. Best of all would be if we could park McConnell and Ryan in a Russian car on the street below, and he landed, splat, right on top of them.
Given advance scheduling, the World Pay-Per-View profits would be so high that we could pay to fully fund a national healthcare program, repair our infrastructure, and maybe even find a cure for cancer; all without using taxpayer dollars! And, of course, one big orange tumor of a humanoid would be gone. Bring on the hazmat team to clean up the mess.
If only.
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posted by DownWithTyranny @ 12:01 AM
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If he were to splat on the pavement in front of me I'd step over the mess, making sure there's none on my shoes.
Wow Noah.
As viscerally satisfying as this would be, it wouldn't make any difference. He's pure evil but he's also a hapless baboon who doesn't accomplish much.
His replacement would.
The evil, hate, corruption, greed are so thoroughly baked into the system at every level on both sides... but it would be a nice moment.
Unless Trump has Pence, Ryan, and Miss Magilliturtle chained behind him, such an action doesn't solve the real problem facing this nation: fascist corporatists seeking to impose the rule of an economic-based royalty over the United States.
It'd take more than your list 6:43. Your list would have to be 250 long for any, even momentary, actual relief.
And, guaranteed, right behind those 250 are 5000 who are much worse and just as ambitious. And 2500 of THOSE are currently democraps.
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